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[portender]

I would say I'm disappointed but I'm not surprised.

You only have a loose outline of my story and yet here we are. Do take it easy and do some research first, won't you?

Don't go running around like a chicken without a head just because you've given me a face.

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[shadowdance]

You expected something besides that? Thought you'd be the sort to realize they're normally like that, yeah.

[portender]

Sorry?

You can tell this just by looking?

[shadowdance]

...oh this is one of those weird things, isn't it?

I know you, but apparently not you you 'cause you don't seem to know me, but that's okay, I'm sure that doesn't change you specifically, so you're probably not much different than the other you, which makes you pretty smart for a human anyway.

[portender]

I'm... afraid I don't follow you.

Not that that matters. There's a lot I don't understand about this whole "other worlds" concept.

[shadowdance]

So I know you, but apparently not you because you don't know me and you definitely would since you fell into my world and are weird and don't how to fight.

It's something you get used to, yeah.

[portender]

Why would I know how to fight?

[shadowdance]

Because you're human and can't use magic and need to protect yourself somehow.

[portender]

Well that's true.

Magic doesn't exist.

[shadowdance]

'Course it exists. I can use it.

[portender]

That's just not possible.

[shadowdance]

The other you said that too, but it is possible, you know. Mostly 'cause I'm not a silly human.

[portender]

I'm really not sure what you're talking about.

[shadowdance]

Different worlds, different species. Yours just has humans and mine has a whole bunch of different things. Like sealtuan.

[portender]

[This look, Kailani.]

[shadowdance]

[You know what, fishgirl mode is a go.]

[portender]

Wh...what in..?!

[shadowdance]

Sealtuan, fishgirl, magic. Get it now?

[portender]

[Sorry, there is currently no one at home.

Try again later.]

[shadowdance]

[I would say this is something new for her, but I'd be lying.]

[portender]

[He's just going to stare at her in complete and utter confusion.]