so hey know what sucks dreams =/= reality

[caligulas_aquarium]

my entire life is a SHAM

Comments

[tastestherainbow]

Because You Are On This Topic I Would Like To Casually Inform You Of Several Similar Things
The Sky Is In Fact Blue And That Water Happens To Be Wet
I Hope These Analogous Observations Do Not Perturb You To The Same Extent

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh my GOD do not evven start im not in the mood for your shit you got that
little less of the lets treat ampora like some grade a chump bitch talk wwouldnt be amiss
least of all from a bipedal maggot hivve

[tastestherainbow]

Oh Sorry I Thought You Were Beginning A Game Of State The Obvious
Too Bad That Is Not The Case Because You Appeared To Be Starting Off Strong
Regardless It Is Astounding Example Of Self Awareness I Did Not Anticipate To See From You

[caligulas_aquarium]

surprise surprise she thinks she can call badly on a guy just for takin em unawwares an callin a cheap vvictory ONE TIME an actual triumph
remarkable in a wway but ultimately completely expected thats just your type all ovver aint it

[tastestherainbow]

I Did Nothing That I Would Refer To As Either Triumph Or Victory
One Does Not Gloat In Accomplishment When One Empties A Waste Receptacle

[caligulas_aquarium]

thats totally a load if i evver heard it maryam youre doin it right noww
wwhen you get right dowwn to it an look passed all the fancy fuckin manner a speakin you got goin on its readin as HUGE SMUG BITCH
evveryone knowws it

[tipsygnostalgia]

you are only just learning this now.....?

[caligulas_aquarium]

this AINT some kinda existential crisis i got goin on here i am totally ovver my status as fictional
fuck
least of all here wwhere the fourth wwalls about as meaningful as a towwel underwwater

its just
other stuff

[tipsygnostalgia]

you wanna talk about it
u look like you anna talk about it
* wanna

[caligulas_aquarium]

lets just say in an attempt to honor the memory a some of the greater trolls to havve evver been hatched some of us may or may not havve based our manner of actin upon their livves or at least wwhat wwe knoww of em
an then wwhen these figurativve may or may not evven exist people and or person did in fact meet said deceased troll they ended up bein
wwell

kind of a huge dork
and noww said person is seriously pissed
an just a little disappointed
but mostly pissed off cause they get ovver disappointment in no time an pick up an go
its just wwhat they do

thats wwhats happenin here

[purposefully trying to be as obtuse as fucking possible]

[tipsygnostalgia]

so what your saying is youre just now realissing that ur trolldad is a massive tool
*realizing


[come on eridan way to make it obvious]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[keyword being trying]

its not THAT he aint a tool hes just
not
wwhat

i expected

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah no shit
i thoguht he was some sort of super grand navyman
all sophisticated and cool and fearsome and
ok gonna stop now bc thats making him sound kinda hot
but no
instead you get

>8C@#CB<3////;;;D:<

i actually feel lots sorry for you rite now jsyk

[caligulas_aquarium]

for the lovve of all things right wwith paradox space DONT USE THAT EMOTE EVVER AGAIN
god its horrible its absolutely fuckin horrible
i expected pretty much the same some kinda kickass peasant subjugatin no shit takin vvioletblood a legend an instead i get a guy wwho dont knoww howw to use copy paste an attempts unwwelcome pale advvances on his DESCENDENT

wwhat the fuck is my life

[tipsygnostalgia]

is he making true pale advances on you
or is he doing it jsut because of kan and he wants rid of her
i wouldnt put it past him
you have 2 admit though its sort of cute in a way
like its his first time usin the internet and sends you that hamswetdance site or a cat playing piaono that literally everyone ever who has used a computer knows about
* piano

[caligulas_aquarium]

it dont matter if its REAL or FAKE its UNNERVVIN AS SHIT
howw the fuck wwould you feel if lalonde senior high fakemage a the falsebitchmagicks circle turned up an started gettin real personal wwith you in that kinda wway
evven if it wwas for the sake a gettin rid of a quadrant she dont approvve of it an it wwerent genuine but you dont KNOWW FOR SURE if it is
seriously just think about that

an he could at least not do it in public wwhere evveryone can see howw embarrassingly ignorant a modern tech he is holy shit
for someone wwho cares so much about fittin in WWHICH is another thing i didnt expect from em he could at least hide that sorta ignorance from the people hes tryina get in wwith

[tipsygnostalgia]

im assuming your meaning my "mom" rose and not my daughter version rose
who btw isnt a fakemage so dnt call her that or a bitch else i might just thump you
anyway
i guess it would b similar to my mom rose
like she was worldly famous and the best writer and a lot of what i did was just 2 copy her or whish she was around
*wish
but then if she did show up and was like this massive mong
or a compelte bitch 2 me or my friends
yeah
it would suck

i think he just wants ur attention an thinks thats the best way 2 get it even thoguh its the worse
*though
some1 needs to show him how to use computers properly though and not in public
do u think he would apapreciate that

[caligulas_aquarium]

i dont knoww if he wwould or not i didnt think of askin
an on that point i dont evven wwant to

[tipsygnostalgia]

ok

well

if he brings it up again instead of just getting mad
tell him 2 come ask e instead seeing as i am the compunter master after all

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

alright ill SUGGEST it but i doubt the guyll take me up on the offer

[caligulas_aquarium]

thanks

[tipsygnostalgia]

no problemo!

[douchescar]

_{[ oh boy. ]}
Boyo, wwhat's your trouble noww?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[SSSSSSSSSIGH of course he's here]

nothin

[douchescar]

Boy, yer dumb as a rock.
I see ya there, complainin about me ta yer peers in other threads.
WWhat is yer fuckin deal.

[caligulas_aquarium]

ok look you knoww wwhat im perfectly wwillin to admit you done some great things
but my GOD you are a complete loser otherwwise you knoww that
seriously
i guess wwhen i pictured the idea a meetin orphaner dualscar i didnt expect someone wwhos

wwell





so much like i am

[chronomancer]

an you notice this just noww?

[caligulas_aquarium]

its a long complicated string of affairs mostly dealin wwith a proud heritage gone the wway of a wwaste chute
broken dreams an utter shame intertwwinin around a nevverendin spiral a hopelessness completely separate of the fourth wwall in its entirety
i wwouldnt expect a jadeblood to understand

[chronomancer]

huh
must be Tuesday

[caligulas_aquarium]

[...]

do you evven knoww wwho your ancestor is

[chronomancer]

yes

[And now he looks uncomfortable, puts a hand over his eyes and points with his left to--]

[perfidy]

Oh yes, he does.

[Hi.]