On getting a CAPTAIN COLD OMG 8D

[fastaskenyans]

....Why are you so happy about this again?

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[wing_of_night]

Could be worse. Could be Joker.

OH HEY I KNOW YOU 8D

[fastaskenyans]

Okay, so bonus that my Rogues don't try to poison whole cities with crazy gas, but why couldn't someone app in, I don't know, someone I actually like?

LIES! ...wait, I mean, HAY! :D *shifty eyes*

[wing_of_night]

Oh? Like Artemis?

[Never gonna stop teasing you about that Wally.]

[fastaskenyans]

[Except he still doesn't know her. Woops.]

...Who?

[wing_of_night]

[Facepalm.]

You know, Green Arrow's 'niece?' This whole multiverse thing really gives me a headache at times.

[fastaskenyans]

Pfff, sorry, dude. Never heard of her.

[wing_of_night]

I believe it. Knowing you, you wouldn't have forgotten a good looking blond that had the same level of snark and sarcasm we do.

[fastaskenyans]

You could always introduce me!

[wing_of_night]

Next time I see her around, I'll be sure to send her your way.

[fastaskenyans]

Scale of one to ten.

[How hot is she, bro?]

[wing_of_night]

[Dick shrugs.]

Blonds aren't really my type. If you hadn't noticed, I have a thing for redheads, y'know.

[wallysworld]

Seriously, what's there to be happy about with that guy?

1/2

[fastaskenyans]

Seriously, I have no idea.

2/3 I lied.

[fastaskenyans]

...

[fastaskenyans]

ME?

[wallysworld]

...weird, isn't it?

[fastaskenyans]

Really weird.

[wallysworld]

I once ran into an older version of us and he claimed to be the first Flash. Said he wasn't ever Kid Flash.

[If running into yourself wasn't weird enough, imagine finding out you're the Flash and that Barry never existed.]

[fastaskenyans]

Yeaaaah, just found out about that one, actually.

[l-lol. Like... yesterday. TOTAL EMPATHY.]

Or at least, that's how things were in friend Dana's universe...? I'm still not buying.

[Because, uh, nobody else could be the Flash properly. Well, besides Jay, but he's retired.]

[wallysworld]

It's kinda hard to imagine, really. But he said he never even heard of Barry.

[It confuses him greatly because the only reason he has powers is because he found Barry's science notes.]

So you wouldn't happen to be the KF from some girl named Jinx's universe, would you? [He also met her once and is taking a shot in the dark.]

[fastaskenyans]

That would, uh... be my... ex.


So yes.

[wallysworld]

Oh. She seemed...interesting.

[fastaskenyans]

That's a word for it.

[Well, aside from her whole "I LOVE YOU," "NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN," "I NEED YOU," "WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER GTFO," "WALLY, BABY, COME BACK" routine, she wasn't... too bad?]

She was actually a decent teammate though.

[wallysworld]

"Decent teammate"? Say no more.

So...Captain Cold, huh? I guess it could be worse but he wouldn't be near the top of my list. Or even the middle.

1/2

[fastaskenyans]

I MEANT IT LITERALLY.

[fastaskenyans]

[ANYWAY]

Ugh. If I finally get to have I know show up, why couldn't it at least be someone I like?

Heck, I'd even take Piper if it had to be a Rogue.

[greenteengenius]

Perhaps your mun is hoping to see you triumphant over your enemies?

More likely they're just a sadist.

[fastaskenyans]

I dunno! I mean, there's no money here, so there won't really be any reason for him to steal stuff. And it's not like the Rogues are really the world domination types. So I guess there're worse villains out there.

[AT LEAST IT'S NOT A ZOOM, WALLY]

[greenteengenius]

I suppose, but if he's a thief with nothing to steal, he may grow bored and turn to other challenges. Greater crimes.

[fastaskenyans]

Oh crap.

[ghvuijksejds WHY DIDN'T HE THINK OF THAT]

[greenteengenius]

[Because he's not a super-genius?]

Do you know why he commits his crimes? Is it simply the hope of obtaining luxury?

[fastaskenyans]

I dunno... That or because he's bored?

[greenteengenius]

If he's merely bored then you may be utterly screwed.

[fastaskenyans]

Great.