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[force_a_nature]

Do you have any idea what you're doing here?

...

That's what I thought. You can't just bring a guy like me into play and then forget about him. I need things to do. By things to do, I mean people to hurt. You got me? Do you? You don't toy with a guy like me.

Now, if you're ready to get into the thick of it, I think we'll get along just fine.

Comments

I think you need more giant spider in your life

[araignee]

Hurting people is the only way to keep you entertained? How childish.

[And this giant French spider is just going to puff away on her cigar.]

Sounds about right to me

[force_a_nature]

Not the only way, Creeps, but the one I enjoy the most. [He spread his hands, looking almost innocent except for the smirk that suddenly curved his lips.] Bettin' you don't want t'hear how I entertained myself as kid... with bugs.

[araignee]

'Creeps'?

[It's probably not a good idea to annoy a giant spider, but this one is managing to hold back from eating Scout alive. Barely.]

You probably do not wish to hear about how I entertain myself with obnoxious excuses for men, either.

[force_a_nature]

Creepy. Creepster. You went and started giving me shit about what I do for a living and don't give a name so you get the one I give ya. See how well starting with names would have been?

Not a wish, just don't really care. You got all up into my business. Can't say I blame you but not that worried about getting my nose all stuck in yours.

[araignee]

I did not intend to give you, as you say, 'shit' about your profession. Merely about your idea that physical harm is amusing.

And the name is 'Spider'. I suppose I should be asking for yours, too.

[force_a_nature]

What? You don't take pride and pleasure in the work you do? What's the point in that? Gotta love what ya do, right?

You should, and could, and did. Name's Scout. That's kinda important. Remember it.

[araignee]

Hm. You are correct.

Scout.

[She takes another puff of her cigar, watching him carefully, before she politely offers him the cigar.]

Care for a smoke?

[force_a_nature]

See there? Knew I was right.

[He shook his head with a tap to his chest.]

Thanks but naw. Keepin' my lungs clear.

[voluptuous]

My, my. You have a little bite in you, don't you?

[force_a_nature]

You got that right, Sista. I'm a downright force'a nature. Arentcha sweet to notice though?