the testiest of voicetests.

[homemademolotov]

Uh, yeah. Before you and I can even talk? You need to get yourself together. Seriously, nobody cares about your feels [ extreme airquotes ] or your weird obsession with werewolves or the similarities between my life and whatever other series [ more airquotes ] you've read or watched. Wherever you think I'm going, I'm not, because honestly I don't want to be seen with you.

[ charming princess smile ]

Maybe get better shoes?

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Un-ensouled Willow pokes her head in, DX

[unweeping_willow]

Not very nice, are you?

[homemademolotov]

I'm just putting my foot down before she gets any ideas.

[unweeping_willow]

Think she's getting them anyhow.

[homemademolotov]

Wow, okay. Why do you care?

[unweeping_willow]

Because I'm having a very bad week.

And you're going to make it better.

[homemademolotov]

I don't think so. And PS, Hot Topic was a thing, like, ten years ago.

[unweeping_willow]

Bored now. [She steps forward, attempting to grab at Lydia - and pausing, frowning at her mun in the distance...] Don't want to stop.

[homemademolotov]

Mmkay, I have pepper spray, so . . .

[unweeping_willow]

Little puppy thinks she has teeth.

[homemademolotov]

And five thousand dollar dental work! So back off, princess.

[unweeping_willow]

Just going to play...

[sassiestwolf]

It's nice to see someone with their priorities in order.

[homemademolotov]

[ wow NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. ]

I'm pretty sure I don't have to talk to you anymore.

[sassiestwolf]

Now, now, let's not be rude. I'm simply just trying to have a conversation with one of the few intelligent people left in Beacon Hills.

[homemademolotov]

No, you're mocking me.

[sassiestwolf]

What reason would I have to do that? That would just make me...well...an ass.

[homemademolotov]

Wow, you're not? Remind me never to meet the people you think are rude.

[sassiestwolf]

The whole thing with Scott and your friends, well, they just happened to meet me at a very rough time in my life. I'm honestly not that bad.

[homemademolotov]

Oh, okay, I believe you.

[sassiestwolf]

That's adorable.

[homemademolotov]

It would be if I was serious. Or stupid. Stupid works too.

[sassiestwolf]

No, what I was calling adorable is your overuse of sarcasm. I bet that's your defense mechanism, right? All the most jaded people use it.

[homemademolotov]

Is your defense mechanism psychoanalyzing people?

[ Not. Answering. The question. ]

[sassiestwolf]

Sometimes. My other one is making sure people don't make fashion errors.

[homemademolotov]

So you're . . . the world's creepiest version of Clinton Kelly.

[sassiestwolf]

I feel like I should applaud you.

[homemademolotov]

Feel free.

[qball]

Shoes?

What kind of shoes, lovely human female?

[homemademolotov]

Better ones with higher heels.

[qball]

Higher than what? You'll have to be more specific.

[homemademolotov]

Three inches. What a baby.

[buriesthebones]

I'm pretty sure your mun doesn't care what you think.

Other than being entertained by watching you react to what they do to you, I mean.

[homemademolotov]

I know. I'm just laying some ground rules. Somebody has to.

[buriesthebones]

Yeah, don't think it works like that. In fact, last I checked, the way it works is you lay ground rules, the mun does the opposite.

[homemademolotov]

Maybe I'm more persuasive than you are.

[buriesthebones]

Maybe. We'll see.