the testiest of voicetests.

[homemademolotov]

Uh, yeah. Before you and I can even talk? You need to get yourself together. Seriously, nobody cares about your feels [ extreme airquotes ] or your weird obsession with werewolves or the similarities between my life and whatever other series [ more airquotes ] you've read or watched. Wherever you think I'm going, I'm not, because honestly I don't want to be seen with you.

[ charming princess smile ]

Maybe get better shoes?