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[meetsoldier]

YOU ARE ALL MAGGOTS!
"Ooh, my mun put me in a game I don't like, my mun is shipping me, my mun is letting me get killed!" You will take your lumps like a man and serve your commander well, you shall adore the lovely all-American wife you get, and you shall realize that dying on the field of battle is truly the greatest honor anyone could ever ask for! Stop whining and clip those overgrown nails of yours, hippies!

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[meetsoldier]

Really? You don't look like a normal human to me, you look like a A BED-WETTING SISSY TO ME!

IT IS A 100% AMERICAN HELMET AWARDED TO THOSE WHO FOUGHT VALIANTLY IN THE GREATEST MILITIA IN THE WORLD! THE SHOVEL WILL BE SHOVED UP YOUR ASS IF YOU KEEP QUESTIONING ME, SON!

[sixthanimorph]

... Do you have to spit when you're shouting all that? It's gross.

Personal space would be cool too, just saying. I don't know what you expect me to do. Drop down and give you twenty?

[meetsoldier]

Normally, I would only expect you to do twenty, but I don't like your haircut! DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!

[sixthanimorph]

You're not serious, are you? ... oh my god, you are serious.

[meetsoldier]

DAMN STRAIGHT I'M SERIOUS.

[sixthanimorph]

I'm not your recruit. I don't have to do what you say.

[meetsoldier]

DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT BACKTALK, MAGGOT.

[sixthanimorph]

Um... okay. I think I'm just gonna leave now, and... wait, why is there no door.

Seriously, where is the door.

This cannot be happening.