Reflecting on a missed chance...

[cyan_maid]

For goodness SAKE, Miss Mundane! I was really thinking I could trust you lately!!
Just promise me that we will not have any more slip-ups, all right?
I don't want the whole castle knowing about Jake!!!!
Don't you realize how embarrassing this is for me?!?

...Well, perhaps it's partially my fault I never got to talk to him. I didn't act nearly as quickly as I should have.
There is hope though, right? That he might come back?
That one of my friends might stay long enough for me to hold a conversation with them?
I really do hope so. Everyone in the castle is very nice, of course, but gosh, what I'd give to see them again!

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

thems the breaks bluetext you may as wwell come to terms wwith it
if you got any sorts a hope for the future turnin out sunshine an daisies or wwhatevver ridiculous human phrase youd use youre only settin yourself up for disappointment

threadjack;

[douchescar]

_{[ .... ]}

As the Ancestor of the Prince of Hope, I am telling the Prince of Hope here that there is absolutely no hope for him either in regards to having a middleclass for a moirail in his current game he is participatin in.

If ya got any sorts a hope for the future turnin out sunshine an daisies or wwhatevver, yer only settin yourself up for disappointment.

_{[ He rests his case. ]}

lmao 1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

[caligulas_aquarium]

are you followwin me around or somethin
cause you knoww i got a thing on my profile there for people wwho wwanna talk to me
you could a just throwwn a wwhats up on it or somethin
this really isnt necessary orph

1.2

[douchescar]

2.2

[douchescar]

Yea, so wwhat of it if I am.
Somebody has ta keep a sharp eye out on you.

I'll do wwhat I wwant.

[caligulas_aquarium]

i got someone to do that for me already
or uh at least i WWILL i guess only if things go good or wwhatevver
an her name is kanaya maryam an she does a pretty damn good job at it
or wwill
god
fuck wweird time shit its nothin but a hassle

1.2

[douchescar]

2.2

[douchescar]

She also does a good job puttin half and half in her coffee.









Get it.
Half and half.

[caligulas_aquarium]

ha
ha
ha

real funny oh sorry REEL funny dont you do the pun thing sometimes

[yes he's mocking you there deal ww it]

the only reason this got any hope a wworkin out at all is she aint a kan wwho evver got a reason to cut me in half is all
shes from wway before that an from some other game full of inferior species an nothin but a subjugglator to keep her company troll wwise wwhich by comparison to i am fuckin awwesome company
if this wwere a kan from after havvin killed me do you HONESTLY think id evven consider that sorta ridiculous arrangement
im not stupid

[douchescar]

I don't do that sort a shit. I don't knoww wwhat yer sayin.
It's stupid. I'd stay awway from her if I wwere you.

Anywway, yea, perhaps I'vve been wwatchin you.
Maybe I like you. Am I supposed to talk to you in a different sort a wway?
Is that wwhat the kids are doin?

[speakveryclearly]

As It So Happens Ive Never Drunk Coffee And Never Will
Synthetic Powders Mixed With Heated Water Arent My Purely Proverbial Cup Of Tea
I Prefer My Beverages A Little More





Hemobrew

1.2

[douchescar]

Eridan brings in all the threadjacks

[best_intel]

Considering the Prince of Hope means you're the destroyer of hope the only reason you're saying that is to get rid of her hopes.

Not only that but you just happen to be an asshole with both a superiority and inferiority complex.

Not to mention you have no understanding of courting for your race or my own. You're about as tasteful as sea-scum and about as subtle as a whale.

[caligulas_aquarium]

and

[best_intel]

So you're not someone she should even listen to. You have no understanding of relationships and you have personal motives to bring her down.

[caligulas_aquarium]

so youre sayin she shouldnt listen to me
to me
an not to her

havve you got a defunct thinkpan or somethin

[best_intel]

It looks like your ancestor would agree with me so really if anyone is defunct it is you

[caligulas_aquarium]

nice comeback
so are you really gonna do anythin aside this pisspoor attempt at a caliginous song an dance or do you got nothin to throww my wway aside poorly crafted insults
cause if it aint nothin more than that i dont really got any time to deal wwith you
or wwell no i just dont wwant to really

[cyan_maid]

I highly doubt that!
One can't go through life expecting the worst! THAT is what sets someone up for failure!!!

[caligulas_aquarium]

its called realistic thinkin thank you vvery much
nothin evver goes right the wway you wwant it like its that sorta deluded thinkin that gets a person fucked ovver six wways from the dim season
but hey go ahead keep it up
ill be sure to savve the i told you sos for wwhenevver next somethin goes wwrong

[cyan_maid]

Then I shall save my "I told you so" for you when things go right!!

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell then wwell see wwont wwe
but you are speakin to the PRINCE a hope here girl you are seriously outta your league here

[cyan_maid]

Goodness gracious!
Why exactly do you think your title gives you full reign over what I am hoping for?

[caligulas_aquarium]

thats howw it wworks
i am fully qualified to discern wwhen or wwhen not hope is all but completely gone
an im makin the call right noww
it aint just your hope its ALL THE HOPE
all of it