One meme later...

[elementofloyalty]

Stop.

Shipping.

It.

You're not funny.

Comments

[justnotthesame]

Oh like you're the first one who's tried that. I have never heard that before in my life.

[elementofloyalty]

And even if Twilight was a boring earth pony who couldn't cast a single spell, that is why she's better than you.

[elementofloyalty]

Sure it is. You go out and spend time with someone else.

[elementofloyalty]

Yeah, well, we ALL know you're nuts about her.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Ah, Trixie gets that you're sorely mistaken.

[laughafterme]

But with a date you don't...kiss your friend!

[A pause]

Or DO YOU?! [She's eyeing you so hard right now, Dashie.]

[elementofloyalty]

A date is with someone you want to kiss. Or at least are strongly considering kissing in the future.

[laughafterme]

YEAH SEE?! TOTALLY different from hanging with a friend!

[elementofloyalty]

Aside from THAT part, what's so different?

[laughafterme]

Uh...hand holding?

[elementofloyalty]

...I wouldn't know. [She lifts up her hooves to wave them dramatically.]

[laughafterme]

YOU'RE the one that asked. [Don't look at her with that tone!!]