dear_mun | Test driving voice for board based game-so much ego I don't even

Ya jest couldn' wait ter play me could ya, Miss Mun?

Well I can' say I blame ya. But I think we need ter get somefink clear. We don' want any trouble down the road now do we? No, I didn' think so. Yer a nice lookin' lady 'an I'd hate ter hafta change that.

Firs'- I don' care if yeh think it funny, Don't you dare compare me ter yer other pyro fella- I'm not a 'dirt poor Dai' an' I don' 'ppreciate bein called as such. I am completly brillian' and one of a kind. If anythin' that Dai feller's jus a cheap version o' me.

Second-If the good folks at yer board game can' 'andle me tha's their fault. Don't yeh worry yer pretty 'ead over it. 'n if yeh start think o' keepin me locked up in 'dis space I migh' have ter remove tha' pretty 'ead. Brilliance needs ter roam free luv.

Third- .....wha the 'ell possessed ya to make my brother fall in love wit 'is own lab equipment? I know lil Toby ain' that bright but I'd say thass goin a lil far don't you? Phazon? Yer talkin' sciency shit again, I get enouf er tha' from Adrik and Den.

I fink is righ stupid tha I 'ave ter wait till this 'plots' over ter show up, jus so yeh can make Toby loose 'is marbles. 'e's already enouf of a nutter as it is.

Wha? Tch no. Shut up, woman, I ain' jealous. Yeh know damn well 'o the best sibling is don'tcher?

Thass righ'-ME

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Well my mun calls it Por-tal Breach.

[And then he slips back into speaking Mini-Con for a moment. All that bleeping and blooping.]

What is wrong with my tone? Shall I link up with Sureshock and Grindor and give you a new tone? [Warning: it's a very shrill whistling tone that drove Hot Shot nuts at one point and forced him to take the kids with them.]

Wha'ever. I'll be seein' yeh dere

I should ask tha' yeh be a lil more respectful of yer elders, kid.

Then I will be seeing you there too.

[High Wire is taken aback at being called a kid.]

I believe you are mis-ta-ken. I am many eons your senior.

Tch really now?

*laughter* Tell me another un kid

[High Wire gives some confused bleeps and bloops at the laughter.]

I am five million years old.

*jawdrop*

yer....yer lyin....

[High Wire looks Niko right in the eyes.]

I can assure you, I am telling the truth.

well yeh don' sound like it *sneer*

I do not know what you mean.

[Secretly, High Wire is musing about why he's being told he doesn't sound five million. He's sure that many Cybertronians--especially Mini-Cons--of the same age sound similar to him.]

Yeh soun' like a kid ter me. *snortscoff*

... [High Wire goes back to the bleeps and bloops of Mini-Con language.]

'EY

if yeh got somethin ter say ter me say i' so I kin understand i'?

...?

[High Wire gives an innocent look like he doesn't know what Niko's talking about.]

I thought you understood I called you a "butthead".

Tch tha's a childs insult *laughs*

Yeh wan' ter really insult folk dere's better ways

[High Wire says nothing for a moment, inspecting his servos. He then speaks up.]

I learned it from a child.

[He then goes back to inspecting his servos for a moment. Almost as though he's seeming bored with Niko, though he's too nice to say it.]

well I know better uns *smirk*

Want ter know some?

[High Wire gives a few bored-sounding bleeps and bloops, then inspects his servos once more. It's almost as though he's trying to be the least little bit mean by acting as though he doesn't care at all.]

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