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Test driving voice for board based game-so much ego I don't even

Ya jest couldn' wait ter play me could ya, Miss Mun?

Well I can' say I blame ya. But I think we need ter get somefink clear. We don' want any trouble down the road now do we? No, I didn' think so. Yer a nice lookin' lady 'an I'd hate ter hafta change that.

Firs'- I don' care if yeh think it funny, Don't you dare compare me ter yer other pyro fella- I'm not a 'dirt poor Dai' an' I don' 'ppreciate bein called as such. I am completly brillian' and one of a kind. If anythin' that Dai feller's jus a cheap version o' me.

Second-If the good folks at yer board game can' 'andle me tha's their fault. Don't yeh worry yer pretty 'ead over it. 'n if yeh start think o' keepin me locked up in 'dis space I migh' have ter remove tha' pretty 'ead. Brilliance needs ter roam free luv.

Third- .....wha the 'ell possessed ya to make my brother fall in love wit 'is own lab equipment? I know lil Toby ain' that bright but I'd say thass goin a lil far don't you? Phazon? Yer talkin' sciency shit again, I get enouf er tha' from Adrik and Den.

I fink is righ stupid tha I 'ave ter wait till this 'plots' over ter show up, jus so yeh can make Toby loose 'is marbles. 'e's already enouf of a nutter as it is.

Wha? Tch no. Shut up, woman, I ain' jealous. Yeh know damn well 'o the best sibling is don'tcher?

Thass righ'-ME

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[High Wire presses his fingers together.]

Blee-bleep-beep... [Here he gives a faint pause, then looks left and right.] I mean...um...no she probably couldn't wait. 'Cause you two need to learn to work as a team.

[Here, High Wire fidgets.] A-anyway... [Profuse stream of bleeping and blooping. It's clear he's not going to translate from Mini-Con to English.]

...kin yer quit it wit all dat bloody bleepin an speak English?

Work as a team? Tch, 'ere's 'ow the team works, I tell 'er what ter do , an she does it.

Edited 2012-08-15 21:42 (UTC)

No. I can't. You, um... [Blinks and bleeps a few times. They aren't exactly the nicest bleeps. It's probably Mini-Con for aft-head.] Erm, I mean what Rad would call a "butthead". [Insert the crossing of Mini-Con arms.]

A-anyway, that's not teamwork! That's just you bein' like those Decepticons. [And now High Wire has his servos on the closest thing he has to hips.] Unless you're the leader. I think. Not that I'm one. [At least, he doesn't believe himself to be one.]

*growl* Less 'eer yeh say dat ter my face

Don't know what da 'ell a decipticon is, bu I don' work for no one but meself. As fer dis 'ere arrangement wit Missy Mun, i's my way or the 'ighway.

Edited 2012-08-15 22:03 (UTC)

I will. You are what Rad would call a "butthead". [High Wire keeps a pleasant but soft-spoken tone the whole time.

So, do you like the highway?

[He gives a few bleeps and bloops that just ring of a Mini-Con version of sarcasm.]

Lesse 'ow dat goes. I fink I kin take down a robot

*sneering mocking tone* Haha aren' we clever.

[Still keeping that strangely pleasant tone.] I believe I will say...bring it on. That is the term, yes? I do not have fear of you.

[High Wire then shrugs.] Who is being clever? I merely ask if you enjoy the highway. [More like he's being the most sarcastic little Mini-Con he can possibly be.]

You goin' ter tha' Pee Bee place too? If so yer days are numbered.

*growl* gettin' real tired o' tha' tone.

Well my mun calls it Por-tal Breach.

[And then he slips back into speaking Mini-Con for a moment. All that bleeping and blooping.]

What is wrong with my tone? Shall I link up with Sureshock and Grindor and give you a new tone? [Warning: it's a very shrill whistling tone that drove Hot Shot nuts at one point and forced him to take the kids with them.]

Wha'ever. I'll be seein' yeh dere

I should ask tha' yeh be a lil more respectful of yer elders, kid.

Then I will be seeing you there too.

[High Wire is taken aback at being called a kid.]

I believe you are mis-ta-ken. I am many eons your senior.

Tch really now?

*laughter* Tell me another un kid

[High Wire gives some confused bleeps and bloops at the laughter.]

I am five million years old.

*jawdrop*

yer....yer lyin....

[High Wire looks Niko right in the eyes.]

I can assure you, I am telling the truth.

well yeh don' sound like it *sneer*

I do not know what you mean.

[Secretly, High Wire is musing about why he's being told he doesn't sound five million. He's sure that many Cybertronians--especially Mini-Cons--of the same age sound similar to him.]

Yeh soun' like a kid ter me. *snortscoff*

... [High Wire goes back to the bleeps and bloops of Mini-Con language.]

'EY

if yeh got somethin ter say ter me say i' so I kin understand i'?

...?

[High Wire gives an innocent look like he doesn't know what Niko's talking about.]

I thought you understood I called you a "butthead".

Tch tha's a childs insult *laughs*

Yeh wan' ter really insult folk dere's better ways

[High Wire says nothing for a moment, inspecting his servos. He then speaks up.]

I learned it from a child.

[He then goes back to inspecting his servos for a moment. Almost as though he's seeming bored with Niko, though he's too nice to say it.]

well I know better uns *smirk*

Want ter know some?

[High Wire gives a few bored-sounding bleeps and bloops, then inspects his servos once more. It's almost as though he's trying to be the least little bit mean by acting as though he doesn't care at all.]

...My, what a pleasant person you are.
[Sarcasm thick enough you can cut it with a knife- that's Flynn for you.]

...fer yer sake I'm just gonner ignore dat tone o' yers. But yes, I am.

You don't scare me. I've been dead. I got over it.

.....welp if yer so sure maybe we kin give it a lil test. See 'ow many times yeh kin escape death

[He chuckles.]
We'll see. I've faced more powerful than you.

*you are making him quite frustrated*

Fine...wha'ever.....and if yeh must know, I have ter be this way, muns need ter know 'o's boss

In my experience, they tend to be benevolent for the most part... Unless it's "artistically beautiful".
[Flynn rolls his eyes.]
Then they can be rather cruel.

Tch...

would yeh call makin' offerins ter a Bunsen Burner yeh think is yer brother and mum all rolled up in one 'artistically beautiful'? *snicker*

welp I'd like ter see the missy try bein' crueler than me.

Have you ever made someone forget entirely someone they cared very deeply about? Not 'disregard', not 'shove to the side', but actually entirely forget, as if they'd never met? And then left them with a little haunting reminder something isn't as it should be?

((Flynn....the only person this fella cares about is himself))

*shrug* No' really.

Then you can never say you know cruelty.

....Mm sure.

*well he's not going to mention seeing his mom beat up on by his father as a kid nope.*

I am cruel. I shoul know cruel

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