Sob wtf am i doing, homeless forever

[dammitgreenberg]

You're damn right it's about damn time. All these unattended adolescents running around doing whatever the hell they want - texts from last night, morning after, I'm not even gonna name even half of the rest because it gets more disturbing than that time I went camping and had to run from a bear in the nude, and we all know how exposure makes things awkward.

The next thing you know Greenberg might actually be getting laid. HA. Yeah, about number one on the list of signs of the apocalypse. So good on you for doing the prolonging of mankind a favor in having me around to keep them in line.

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[smilederek]

[There is a private war going on between mun and muse right now. Mun desperately trying to force him to say something, muse stalwartly refusing, so... instead Derek will just stand there staring at you like an intense creeper.

You may recognize this intense creeper from: a) The far side of your lacrosse pitch during practices b) The school carpark or corridors, and c) The locker room and showers when he thinks no one's going to bust him.

You are practically old friends he creeps around your school so much.]

[dammitgreenberg]

[ Old friends they may be by now, but old friends generally don't give the other the heebee jeebees, so Coach is going to sum up his courage and call out to the our friend, the lone stalker. ]

You! Hey, you with the starey eyes! You have a visitor's pass? Nobody gets on school property without a visitor's pass. [ Not that this place is even the school, but gdi if Coach is here it's the fucking school so you best respect his authority, Derek. ]

I feel so bad for him just getting tagged by creeper team Hale :c

[smilederek]

[Don't be so hard on yourself, Coach! You don't give Derek the heebee jeebees! He thinks you are satisfyingly unobservant! Or at least you were satisfyingly unobservant...]

I've never needed a visitor's pass to be on school grounds before.

[And he has been on school grounds many, many times before...]

what if they went to school together, I bet they didn't but IMAGINE

[burninhale]

[UNLIKE DEREK Peter is so very personable! You know, like, maybe overly so. There's gonna be some shoulder clapping going on, Bobby. Friendly shoulder clapping.]

I'm glad you're up for that, Mr. Finstock. It's really nice that there's finally another adult around.

[An adult that doesn't want to kill him, he means.]

fjdsklaf oh my god i want a high school au now

[dammitgreenberg]

[ Coach is just going to give a very pointed stare at that hand clapping his shoulder and a pointed stare back at Peter. ...Okay he's not brave enough to say anything about it, so he'll just give a sniff that tries to look dignified and he crossed his arms and tilts his chin up. ]

Well like I've always said, too much merriment leads to mass chaos and children being trampled underfoot, so may as well snip it in the bud.

bffs (no)

[burninhale]

[Yeah, just for that, he totally leaves his hand there a little longer than necessary. Because Peter Hale.]

Exactly. And really, what teenagers need is some focus. There's nothing more disappointing than a promising young person wasting their time and talent on unimportant pursuits.

[Werewolfing around > lacrosse!!]

[deserves]

[snort] Yeah, Greenberg's never getting laid, I don't think anyone has to worry about that.