Sob wtf am i doing, homeless forever

[dammitgreenberg]

You're damn right it's about damn time. All these unattended adolescents running around doing whatever the hell they want - texts from last night, morning after, I'm not even gonna name even half of the rest because it gets more disturbing than that time I went camping and had to run from a bear in the nude, and we all know how exposure makes things awkward.

The next thing you know Greenberg might actually be getting laid. HA. Yeah, about number one on the list of signs of the apocalypse. So good on you for doing the prolonging of mankind a favor in having me around to keep them in line.