About putting him in that fanfiction meme on bakerstreet

[numberonemouseketeer]

All right. You can stop that now, mun. [Oh, and making him hate Kairi? He's veeeery tempted to draw his keyblade on his mun for that, even though it is a parody]

[OOC: Explanation here: http://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/379457.html?thread=283725633#cmt283725633 Warning for horror of badfic horrors because we are terrible people. * sobs *]

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and by 'horror' you mean 'beauty', right :'D

[ersatzkey]

I'm so sorry, Riku. I can't believe our muns would do something like that...

Okay, I admit it. XD Although I now have even worse ideas in my head.

[numberonemouseketeer]

For some reason, I can believe mine would. [Considering what she's done to a lot of her other muses. :/]

oh god what

[ersatzkey]

Just so we're clear, I only think of you as a friend. [It probably didn't need to be said, but she feels terrible.] And I don't hate Kairi, either.

I'm not sure if I should say now, orz.

[numberonemouseketeer]

[Nods, giving a small smile, despite all this shit] Don't worry about it. I didn't think you would.

[keybearer]

Guess I lucked out this time.

My mun might be a writer for that site, but I don't think she could even pretend I hate Kairi.

[A beat.]

Even if she had that one badfic Roxas account... [He shudders.]

Oooh Mega, is that you? It's Daisy!

[numberonemouseketeer]

....Badfic Roxas? [Whut?

Oh no, not like that badfic Riku account his mun used to have, is it?]

Eeeeyup. B] Playin' my Antipode Riku because he's fun.

[keybearer]

...It's a long story. You probably don't wanna know the details.

[It sparkles and gushes over Axel among other things. In all caps.]

[poppetstrings]

... I'm really glad my Mun decided not to put me on that.