Vergil's too busy loling to care.

[sanctus]

Yes, yes, we all have seen that atrocious trailer with that laughable imposter.

Trust Dante with my life? I wouldn't trust him to find his own ass with both hands and a map drawn in red crayon.

Were I my idiot brother and not busy slapping slapping myself in the face with my obvious retardation, I suppose something along the lines of 'Calm yo tits, I got this' would do. As I am not, and I am not so crude and crass as that idiot, let it rest with this: You know you will buy the game. You know you will play it. And you know you will most likely return it to the Gamestop (yes, I know what a Gamestop is, control your shock) nearest you for a refund, because I know how your mind works.

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[sanctus]

Not at all. Believe it or not, Dante is not the only one with a little knowledge of the world.

But again...Why do I care?

[magnificat]

Because I don't believe what you said, that's why.

[sanctus]

Believe. Don't believe. It matters not a whit.

[magnificat]

Then why bother with it, Vergil? You could easily cut me off now.

[sanctus]

[magnificat]

Cat got your tongue?

[sanctus]

I believe it indicates this discussion is over.

[magnificat]

That quick? Oh, do come back when you actually have confidence in yourself.

[sanctus]

The problem here is that you're entirely too like your father.

[magnificat]

I'm not a damn thing like him.

But why should I take the word of someone who couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag. So, yeah, Vergil, how did that seal work for you? I see you're totally rocking your father's powers, aren't you.

[sanctus]

Or perhaps I've moved on to bigger, better things, Mary.

[magnificat]

That's not my name.

[sanctus]

Don't be ridiculous, Mary. You and I go way back, you know. Farther back than you know.

[magnificat]

Shut up.

You were the one toyed by him as much as us.

FFFFFF, Lady. u.u

[sanctus]

Yes, and?

F U VERGIL

[magnificat]

You failed.

You failed miserably. You tell me you've moved onto bigger and better things? There are no bigger and better things, Vergil, it's just a pathetic cop out that basically means you have nothing. Nothing to prove yourself or own other than that stupid sword and your cowardly ego.

Oh God, Lady. Why. Y U DO DIS?

[sanctus]

According to the Gospel of Mary. Truer words. And you? You have much to show yourself, I suppose? Tell me, did putting a bullet in Daddy's brain make a real woman out of you? Do you feel like a hero?

BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT IT ON VERGIL

[magnificat]

It felt pretty damn good. At least I didn't fall into a pit of Hell. How is Mundus, Vergil?

IT IS OFFICIALLY ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

[sanctus]

Fantastic, really. How kind of you to ask, Mary.

:E

[magnificat]

Keep it up, Vergil, I'll be more than happy to shut that mouth for you.

B(

[sanctus]

I would love to see you try, harpy.

[magnificat]

[That's it, Vergil, she can't take it anymore. She hauls a hand clear across his face. Hard.]

OH GOD WHY

[sanctus]

[Which, it should be pointed out, she's lucky she even landed. Considering.

And she's doubly lucky that Vergil's too stunned that she even dared to hit him in the first play not to decapitate her. Hands are definitely on the sword, though, and the eyes are certainly red.]

I suggest you go. Now. Before I'm forced to let Dante play out his attempt to avenge your death.

[magnificat]

I will not. My name is Lady and I will not tolerate you referring me to any other name. You don't frighten me.

[sanctus]

Then you are more stupid than I gave you credit for.