Vergil's too busy loling to care.

[sanctus]

Yes, yes, we all have seen that atrocious trailer with that laughable imposter.

Trust Dante with my life? I wouldn't trust him to find his own ass with both hands and a map drawn in red crayon.

Were I my idiot brother and not busy slapping slapping myself in the face with my obvious retardation, I suppose something along the lines of 'Calm yo tits, I got this' would do. As I am not, and I am not so crude and crass as that idiot, let it rest with this: You know you will buy the game. You know you will play it. And you know you will most likely return it to the Gamestop (yes, I know what a Gamestop is, control your shock) nearest you for a refund, because I know how your mind works.

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[magnificat]

Oh, look, we can mutually agree on something.

[sanctus]

Miracles apparently still happen.

[magnificat]

Miracle? That's a bit much. But picturing you as some sort of savior? Isn't that a cliche heel turn plot twist.

[sanctus]

You expected better? From what it's coming out of? I'm surprised at you.

[magnificat]

What the hell for?

[sanctus]

The fact that you expected anything more than emo angst and a cliche plot. Honestly, between you and Dante I figured one of you had to have brains.

[themaninred]

Well you you look at that. You actually do have a sense of humor. Who would've thought, bro?

[sanctus]

Apparently everyone but the idiot elephant in the room.

Now. I wonder who that could be.

[themaninred]

Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. It's been a while since you've actually tried to be social. I'd consider expressing yourself an accomplishment.

[sanctus]

Oh, well goody gumdrops for me. I get a gold star from Dante. I can die happily now, knowing I have the approval of one sad excuse for an individual. Thank you, brother, for I have truly had a self-awakening.

[roseinpromenade]

You should really hold out for a banana sticker, though. Gold stars are so last season.

[sanctus]

And here I'd hoped you'd gone the way of the dinosaur.

[themaninred]

Anytime, Verg. They say the first step for solving a problem is to know you have it and admit it.

And I'd say you'd get another star for sending the mun into fits of laughter, but she's prone to do that stuff regularly, so no dice.

[sanctus]

And here I was, prepared to fill in the last little square on my sticker chart. How you cheat me, Dante.

[magnificat]

Has the thought occurred to you that maybe we don't want him social?

[themaninred]

Seriously? I'm all for the personality Lady, but bro's gotta come out in the sun once in a while. Last I checked he wasn't a vampire.

[magnificat]

You'll be doing the world a favor by locking him up in a library.

[redrosechose]

...Oh dear.

I think Lady Mun just went into cardiac arrest.

[sanctus]

Yes, they tend to do that.

[redrosechose]

S-She is saying... certain... things. None of which are proper for a lady to say...

[sanctus]

Something else I find completely unsurprising.

[redrosechose]

[A-Ahem. Well, her Mun's frothing aside...]

Would it perhaps not be better for your Mundane to just... rent it?

[sanctus]

There is a high possibility the mun will be in South Korea. And yet doesn't speak a bit of Korean. Hilarious, really. So it will have to be ordered through Gamestop to the PX mall.

[kickwaves]

At least you're not going as far as mine is - rent the game and tear it to shreds in an online review with a friend.

[sanctus]

That would have been the preferable way of going about it.