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[highfunctioning_sociopath]

1) Do stop tormenting the other mes. I know you're bored and you handle boredom as well as I do, but that's no excuse. You have other matters you need to attend to and that would be a far more productive use of your time. I don't like running into myself. It always gives me a ghastly headache.

2) You need to work harder on recruitment for captio. You know very well that I need an assistant.  I prefer John, he's the best assistant I've ever had - don't tell him that.  He'll let it go to his head and start to think he's intelligent.  If others showed up, I wouldn't be too upset, though I'm not sure about Mycroft.  It might be best to keep us separated for awhile... Of course I haven't forgiven him.  Why should I?

3) I know you're getting all sorts of ideas about Mrs. Hudson and myself due to this article {spoilerish for Reichenbach Fall}. This is an ineffectual use of your time and a waste of my energy.  And while we're at it, it is quite clear that the person who suggested that maybe we marry, doesn't understand the first thing about asexuality and hardly seems to understand how I work.  I only keep things that interest me.  John, Mrs. Hudson, Lestrade - even Molly and Mycroft have their places and jobs to make my life interesting.  Books, the Internet, my research tools:  They interest me.  Cases that I have solved before the person finishes speaking are boring and I move on quickly. Sex, breathing, and good manners are all overrated and therefore boring.  It's really quite simple, why more people don't understand these things... well, it's because they are boring and perfectly content in their dull little heads.

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[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He frowns.]

I'm disappointed.

[He walks over and picks up the paper and is looking through the 'personals section.']

[hisdearblogger]

[ Softly: ]

I'm sorry, Sherlock.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He sighs.]

What happened to the John who comes anyway when I say "Could be dangerous"?

[He might be branching out to anger, but it's more hurt, really.]

[hisdearblogger]

Who says we have to go to that city to experience danger?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He looks around.]

My mun apparently. You know what I'm like when I'm bored? The mun... is worse.

[hisdearblogger]

Well, my mun has no interest in games or playing in them so I don't see how I could go...

[ A pause for a tired sight. ]

The mun apparently prefers "private story lines" to games.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock rolls his eyes.]

A game that size, pretty much is a 'private story line.'

[By which he means, his mun isn't that different, but is giving this one a shot anyway.]

There's not even an application process right now.

[hisdearblogger]

[ John shrugs, shaking his head. ]

The last game they were in - long before they "picked me up" - left a very bad impression and they just find it easier and more gratifying to do their "own thing".

[ He knows Sherlock can't understand it but that's just how it is on his end with his mun. ]

If you think I can be stubborn on some things, my mun is far worse.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He sighs.]

My mun understands better than I do.

[And that's all he'll say on the matter. No, it's not. He frowns.]

The mun told me you would come eventually... or some you, anyway. I'm going to end up alone, aren't I?

[hisdearblogger]

[ Voice softer. ]

You're not alone, Sherlock.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He sighs and looks at the paper again.]

Time to find a new flatmate, I guess.

[Emotional blackmail? So not beneath Sherlock.]

[hisdearblogger]

[ A tired sigh because John knows it's not beneath Sherlock at all. ]

If you're so sure you can.

[ You know, find someone else who would put up with this kind of behavior. ]

I was about to sleep... and then that video OMG XD also cheers for random Ten

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[It is quite possibly the only thing he's not sure of.]

Doesn't matter, does it? Soon I'll be there, you'll be here and we'll both be alone.

[Speaking of hot and cold...]

LOL I have so many of them bookmarked and yes Ten ;; that was brillant

[hisdearblogger]

Honestly, Sherlock, you're not even considering any other possibility?

[ So much assuming! ]

Okay, really bed after this one, really! XP

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

There's nothing else to consider. We'll go off; have different experiences, then we'll change because the experiences are different, then we'll grow apart and never spend time together other than to talk boring things about the weather.

[Abandonment issues, much?]

Suuuurrree ;3

[hisdearblogger]

Sherlock. You're completely overlooking the most obvious solution...

[ Because, the doctor knows deep down, it's hard for him to even imagine a life without Sherlock Holmes in it now... ]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Of course, he's missing it, he's too busy being miserable and pouty. He just raises an eyebrow in question.]

[hisdearblogger]

[ John rolls his eyes. ]

My mun points out how we can have an existence - both of us - outside of the game.

A "verse" is the phrase they keep using.

Great.. NOW insomnia steps in

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock rolls his eyes.]

Yes, I know that bit. But that's not what I want.

[He doesn't know what he wants. Well, he does. He wants both.]

I experience that a lot myself :3

[hisdearblogger]

[ And, because he feels maybe the other will admit to it if John does first: ]

You can have both.

It you want.

I think I forgot to do something improtant at work is causing mine :/

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Okay, Sherlock's expression shifts slightly.]

I'm listening...

[John, please say you've changed your mind. I'm lost without my blogger.]

I've had mine since I was much younger so /is kinda used to it in a way

[hisdearblogger]

You can go to this other place, this city you were talking about.

And you can stay here, with me.

Mine just turns up when I'm stressed... (good or bad stress)

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He flings himself into a nearby couch. Still pouting.]

That's not what I want.

[No, he wants both the other way, of course.]

/nods it happens more than people realize, I think :<

[hisdearblogger]

[ He sounds sad. ]

I can't go with you, Sherlock.

Why can't you stay, too?

*nods* agreed

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Because my mun is less committed than I am.

[Which isn't exactly true, but sort of.]