Incredibly nervous voice test

[tumuting]

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. MuNDANE.

A GAME WHERE YOU DRAW ME PORNOGRAPHY. OR ALL YOuR FRIENDS DIE.
PLAY MY GAME.
PLAY MY FILTHY SMuTTASTIC GAME YOu CAKESLuT.

BEGIN BY DRAWING THE KANAYA TROLL AND ROSE HuMAN YOu'VE BEEN BLABBERING ABOuT.
DRAW THEM HOLDING HANDS.
FINGERS ENTWINED.
HEARTS POuNDING AS THEY WISH THEY COULD EXPRESS THEIR AFFECTION FOR ONE ANOTHER.
THE ROSE HuMAN WILL BE GIVING THE KAYANA TROLL A HuMAN WINK.
OOOH. YES.
YES.
WATCH HER GIVE THAT ROMANTICALLY DESIRABLE BITCH A WINK.
IF ONLY THEY COuLD uSE THEIR TINY MINDS TO REALIZE THEIR FEELINGS ARE BEING RETuRNED.

THIS IS SO *FILTHY*.

KEEP FuCKING DRAWING. MuNDANE.
HAVE THOSE AFFECTIONATE BITCHES HuG.
YES.
TIGHTLY.
DESPERATELY.
LIKE IT MIGHT BE THE LAST TIME THEY EVER HAVE THE CHANCE.

THIS IS THE SMuTTIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
IT'S SO.
*AFFECTIONATE*.

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

u know
sometimes i forget just how crazy u are
and then you show up 2 remind me liek this
* like
and yo obviously dont know what smut means

but here you go anyways

[tumuting]

NO.
NO.
THIS IS NOT PLEASING.
THOSE NASTY BITCHES SHOuLDN'T BE KISSING YET.
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT BuLLSHIT.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PASSIONATE EROTIC HUGS.
ERASE THIS AND BEGIN AGAIN HuMAN.

[tipsygnostalgia]

sry cant b bothered to do anymore
why dont u ask dirk if he ever shows up
probably wont tho

[tumuting]

DON'T START A JOB AND NOT FINISH IT.
THAT'S SO FuCKING RuDE.
YOu DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN A SHIP.
YOu DESERVE TO BE SHIPLESS.
NOT EVEN A CHEAP SHIP OR ROWBOAT.
YOu DESERVE TO DROWN.
DROWN IN A SEA OF FILTHY DISGUSTING AFFECTION.

[tipsygnostalgia]

drown in a sea of affection oh no
how terrible that would b

[tumuting]

IT'D BE SO DISGuSTING.
ALL YOuR FRIENDS WOuLD HOLD YOU TIGHTLY. AND SAY SHIT ABOuT HOW PROuD THEY ARE OF YOu.
THOSE NASTY BITCHES LOVE YOu AND THEY WANT YOu TO KNOW.
THEN THAT DIRTY CAKESLuT JANE HuMAN WOuLD LEAN IN AND GIVE YOu THE MOST ABHORRENT AFFECTIONATE KISS SHE COuLD.
RIGHT ON YOuR CAKESLuT MOuTH.
t~mut

[tipsygnostalgia]

cakeslut omg
dont talk about janey that way shes lovely

dirk showed me btw
those pictures you made him draw lastitmie
* last time
they r so funny
babby eating jake husband used 2 b my wallpaper until i divorced it for your sisters pic

[tumuting]

SHE'S A LOVELY CAKESLuT.
ONE PREMIuM NASTY BITCH JuST BEGGING TO GET SOME AFFECTION.
DIRTY WHORE.

THOSE PICTuRES WERE MINE.
THAT FuCKWAD HAD NO RIGHT TO SHOW YOu.
I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE ON HIM FOR THIS.
I'LL SPILL HIS BLOOD ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
SMASH HIS SHADES IN AND TEAR OuT HIS EYES.
I'LL FuCK HIM. FuCK HIM SO HARD.

lol

[tipsygnostalgia]

youll











wait what

[tumuting]

I'LL FuCK HIM.
FuCK HIM HARDER THAN HE'S EVER BEEN FuCKED.

[docfoul]

How depraved.
I will have you know, this is a family-friendly community.

[tumuting]

FAMILY FRIENDLY?
WITH ALL THESE NASTY PREMIuM BITCHES?
FuCK THAT NOISE. THIS PLACE WAS uTTERLY DEPRAVED BEFORE I GOT HERE.
ALL THE.
SHIPPING.
COuPLES.
HOLDING HANDS.
SAYING FILTHY FuCKING THINGS LIKE.
*I LOVE YOu*
SO DISGUSTINGLY SMuTTY.
tumut.

[docfoul]

Now, I never said you were the first to disrespect the rules.
What you say is true, yes.
I have even seen instances of... kissing.

But I digress.
Although I am perfectly capable of drawing, I much prefer the written word.
Would a short story suit you?

[tumuting]

KISSING?!
THAT'S.
FuCK.
THAT'S SO uSAVORY AND HOT.
SO COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE.
DIRECT ME TOWARDS THE SHAMELESS SMuTTY BITCHES. I REQuIRE EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT.

BUT. FOR NOW. I'LL LISTEN TO YOuR STORY.
BuT IT BETTER BE SO DEPRAVED IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE.
SERIOuSLY.
I BETTER FEEL THE uRGE TO SPILL MY CHERRY RED BLOOD ALL OVER THE FuCKING FLOOR TO HIDE MY SHAME AT BEING SO AROuSED BY YOuR WORDS.

man sorry I can't write horrible smut ICly 8(

[docfoul]

I'm sure you can find them yourself. I am a very busy man.

Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam, alone in a room in the meteor that houses them, fondly regard each other. They are both silent, but the glow of the troll's skin and the glint in the human's eyes both speak volumes. The warmth of tenderness around them is practically palpable.
Rose draws closer and intertwines her fingers with Kanaya's. Her hand is soft to the touch, and she blushes subtly.
However, not deterred by the increasing steaminess of the scenario, she risks a wink at the rainbow drinker. Kanaya, now blushing as well, wants the unthinkable. She wishes to wrap her arms around the human and hug her oh-so-tightly. Her mind wanders through countless smutty fantasies of love and care.

How is that, Cal?

(Haa haa.)

Dude, that was AWESOME. And your icon only makes it better XD

[tumuting]

OH.
OHH.
YOu PuPPETSLuT.
YOu TWISTED LITTLE WHORE.
WHAT THE FuCK.
HOW CAN YOu WRITE SuCH SICK SHIT WITHOuT SQuIRMING.
FuCK.
YOu SICKEN ME YOu SACK OF SHIT.
YOu WRETCHED WORM.
YOu'RE SO FuCKING VILE. HOW CAN YOu EVEN LIVE WITH YOuRSELF. YOu REPuLSIVE PuPPETSLuT.
THAT WAS ABHORRENT.
IN MANY CuLTuRES YOu WOuLD HAVE BEEN KILLED FOR SuCH SMuTTY FICTION.
WHICH IS WHAT YOu DESERVE.

NOW WRITE MORE.
WRITE ONE WITH THE VRISKA TROLL JOINING IN THIS. DISTuRBING AFFECTION WHORE SHOW.
TRIPLE THE PREMIuM SLuTS.
ALL HOLDING HANDS.
AND LONGING.
MAKE THEM PREFORM THE HuMAN "KISS" TOO.
LOTS OF HuMAN "KISSES" WITH THEIR FILTHY BITCH LIPS.

[docfoul]

My goodness.
I'm afraid this may be getting a little too improper for my sensitivities.
I am a gentleman and a servant, young sir, not a pornographer.

(Hee hee.)

[tumuting]

DON'T LEAVE NOW PuPPETSLuT.
THERE'S STILL. SO MuCH MORE TO DO.
WHAT ABOuT THE.
HuMAN WEDDING?
THE.
FuCK. THIS IS SO DEPRAVED.
THE CuTE CHILDREN. AND BEAuTIFuL HOuSE?
DON'T ACT LIKE YOu'RE ABOVE ALL THIS YOu FuCKWIT.
YOu'RE JuST A FILTHY DISGuSTING PERVERT.
WHO WRITES FILTHY DISGuSTING THINGS.
NOW GET BACK TO WRITING.
OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQuENCES.
CONSEQuENCES THERE WILL BE.

[docfoul]

Consequences?
Do tell. What consequences might you be referring to?

[tumuting]

I'LL KILL MY SISTER.
I'LL FuCKING DO IT.
SO GET WRITING. OR THE BITCH DIES.

[kanayabernetic]

Okay.

[tumuting]

FuCK THAT IS FILTHY.
LOOK AT THOSE NASTY WINKSLuTS.
I BET THE ROSE HuMAN WANTS TO GIVE THE KANAYA TROLL A KISS ON THE CHEEK.
FuCKING DRAW IT.
MAKE THOSE WINKSLuTS EXPRESS THEIR TIMID AFFECTIONS THROuGH A KISS.
uGH. THAT'S SO DISGuSTING.

[kanayabernetic]

Sorry.
I couldn't really get them to kiss so I hope this affectionate face-to-face rub sufficient.

[tumuting]

THAT IS SO FILTHY.
uGH.
FuuuuuuCK THAT IS NASTY.
THEY'RE GETTING THEIR FACE RUB ON.
THE TROLLSLuT IS GETTING RIGHT INTO IT ISN'T SHE?
SHE PROBABLY WANTS TO HOLD THAT HUMAN SLuT'S HAND RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
MAYBE EVEN.
TAKE HER OuT TO DINNER.
A REAL FuCKING ROMANTIC ONE.

[shipper]

:33 < do you mean something like this?



:33 < this doesnt s33m purrticularly scandalous to me ://