the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the gospel truth

[thegospeltruth]

You called for a little help with ideas darling, and help- oh, it has arrived!

But don't you start thinking we're here just for you sweetie. You've got to share, otherwise it's really just not worth our being here.

So let's get started!

Just point us in the right direction, cause we're here with the inspiration.
You need ideas and we've got plenty, no matter if it's one or twenty .
And just like way back in your youth, we're here to bring the gospel truth.

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[thegospeltruth]

Well he-lloooo gladiator.

[olympic_lion]

[







Well, at least he's getting appreciated. No need to go off on them now, right?] A pleasure.

And what might I call you lovely set of ladies?

[thegospeltruth]

We're the Muses- surely you've heard of us.

And who might you be?

[olympic_lion]

[The Muses. Riiiiight.

Well, alternate universe, these things happen, that still leaves one question-] But where are the rest of you?

[The muses have always numbered nine, you're missing almost half! What of Euterpe, Urania, Erato (especially Erato, she did love poetry!) and Polyhmymnia?

As to her question, he'll blink for a moment. He shouldn't be that hard to recognize, after all.]

Who could I possibly be but Hercules, Prince of Power and Lion of Olympus! Haven't you sung my praises down through these long millennia?

[Speaking of, where WERE the Muses from his universe? He could do with some more sagas devoted to his more recent deeds.]