Canon = The Inbetweeners 8)

[bumder]

Alright, so despite my earlier hesitation in regards to being involved in any of this, we are going to go through this "Dear Mun" idea of yours anyway? Right. Lovely.

May as well get on with it then. Good thing I brought my notepad with me so I can "address my mun" in this "fantasy la-la land."

The Pros and Cons of this idea
by Will McKenzie

Pros:

Cons:
Bumder? Really? I have an exceptional vocabulary for someone my age, yet that's the word you singled out? It was hardly one of my shining moments, are you really going to hang it over my head as a permanent reminder of THAT incident?

Oh, right. You are. Great.

Once again, coming back to the previously mentioned incident with Neil's Dad. Isn't it customary to fill your "roleplay account" with icons depicting a range of emotions to help get across your point? Don't you think that instead of doing this, we should try searching for some of my better looking photographs, instead of using the one image that makes me come across as some sort of raving lunatic?

...You don't want to do that either. Fine.

Here's an idea, seeing as you aren't actually taking any of my concerns into account and I am wasting valuable ink, how about I just sit myself down and wait for you to go away. Sound alright?

I mean, have you even taken a proper look at this place? We don't even have a canon tag. Everyone has a canon tag here, except us. We obviously aren't needed here so how about you run off and play with your little trolls again, while I sit here and wait for a lift from my Mum.

Nice meeting you, Mun. Sorry I couldn't stay! (Not.)

Comments

what are we doing with our lives

[clungeonmaster]

Better the picture that makes you look like a loony than the thousand that make you look like a complete bellend, mate.

I have no idea

[bumder]

Right. I did have a comment for that but I know the irony will be completely lost on you, so instead I'm just going to ask what you are doing here.

hold me

[clungeonmaster]

Your mum, obviously. I'm always doin' her, didn't she tell you?

I might even have knocked her up last night, since she wouldn't let me use a rubber.

[Eyebrows.gif]

/holds and weeps

[bumder]

[...why did he even bother asking?]

Thanks Jay. The reminder of your disgusting crush on my Mum and any mental images it provides is just what I needed to complete this terrible experience.

[clungeonmaster]

I'd complete your mums terrible experience.

[Wait. What? No. Shit. Hang on.

Nope can't be saved.]

[bumder]

[Just.... lol what. There would be a "Jay is an idiot" icon being used here except that his mun WONT FUCKING UPLOAD ANY.]

I can't even think of anything to add to that. Well done.

[clungeonmaster]

...Whatever, prick. At least I'm not the one who looks like a spastic in every one of those little pictures.

[That'll put you in your place.]

Besides you're looking at this situation all wrong. You should go along with this, roleplay is full of girls just begging to be tagged all night long.

[Vulgarly thrusting his fingers towards Will's face like a madman, with sensual moaning to boot.]

They're mad for it.

[roleplayfriend]

Brilliant. Really. Fucking brilliant, Jay.

[clungeonmaster]

Oh fuck off. Why don't you and briefcase go get a room at the love hotel?

[roleplayfriend]

Did you just say fantasy la-la land? Jesus Christ, Will.

[bumder]

Oh I'm sorry Simon, do you have a better phrase to use to describe this ludicrous event that appears to be happening?

[roleplayfriend]

Yeah, I do actually.

[ And then a few seconds of awkward pause.

Wait. Wait he's got a comeback here. Let him just. Come up with it. ]

How about the, um, Will pulls the giant stick out his arse and actually stops complaining for half a second land...event?

[bumder]

How about we go for Simon should never be allowed to name phrases ever again because his ideas are stupid ?

[roleplayfriend]

How about you fuck off because you keep making that face because you've only got one icon?

[bumder]

Well I was here first, so if you aren't going to try and help me instead of just taking the piss, how about you fuck off?

[clungeonmaster]

Did you really just tell him you were here first?

Do you still get your mum to wipe your arse for you, to? Fucking primary school twat.

[roleplayfriend]

I really can't take you seriously if you keep making that face, mate?

[ But he will help. ]

How about this one? You look like such a knob.



Oh. Or this one?



It's like you're a fucking sex pest or something.

Well, you broke me. Thanks.

[unintentionaltroll]

... Well, I'm afraid I can't see Mr. Gilbert about this incident, sweetie. But I'm sure you'll power through and make lots of friends, just like you did when you moved schools.

You are welcome.

[bumder]

But Mum.. this place is even worse than school..

this wins as the best d_m post ever okay :| i dun curr that i'm super late f u all

[doubleoohbaby]

I don't have a canon tag.

sadlkjfd

[bumder]

How do you, James Bond, not have a canon tag?

gawd, i see your keysmash subtly calling me sad :|! (<33!!)

[doubleoohbaby]

I've got better things to do.

That's my excuse anyway.

no way dude 8D <3

[bumder]

[Oh god this is his chance. To become cool and awesome.]

Oh God... take me with you? Show me how to be cool!

lmao <33 :B

[doubleoohbaby]

[Just... the slowest of eyebrow arches.]

Excuse me?

idk what he is doing sob

[bumder]

Well that;s the thing right?When you go about your international secret missions you always come across some helpful person that ends up tagging along on dangerous escapades right?

Well I know they're usually women and I'm not female so "no thankyou" to any romance stuff... and if we were actually about to chase after villans in a dodgy looking car chase where there is the distinct possibility that someone may die I would have to say "no thankyou" once again...

But surely I would be ace at all the smart stuff, right?