re: a certain autobot in re_alignment

[ex_dishonestly997]

This "shipping" thing has got to stop.

We have work to do, I don't have time for this half-processed "fluff" or "romance" or whatever you think you're doing behind the scenes here.

Let him take care of his business, and I'll take care of mine. The fact that we're fighting together doesn't mean anything.



I'm serious.

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sentinel what are you doing you don't even live here

[chinderella]

If you're talking about who my mun thinks you're talking about, you're going to keep your filthy Decepticon servos off a member of the Elite Guard.

LMAO EVERYTHING IS SENTINEL'S BUSINESS

[ex_dishonestly997]

If it gets under your plating, I'll be sure to touch him extra--[oh wait no that would be playing into his mun's servos.

A conflicted pause.]

You don't have anything to worry about, it's not like your 'bot even likes me.

THAT'S WHAT HE BELIEVES ANYWAY :'|

[chinderella]

[ FUMING OH HIS SPARK THAT'S DISGUSTING TO TO THINK ABOUT ]

Hmf, why would he like a con?

oh god he is so protective of Blurr

[ex_dishonestly997]

I've been asking myself that same question.

I think it has something to do with the Starscream in your universe being heinous. I'm not so great, but I look pretty decent in comparison.

If I were the only Starscream there, he'd probably have arrested me already for something.

NO BUT HE TOTES SHOULD COME OVER

[raceme]

Sir I really appreciate your help but I can take care of myself,

MILD CONFLICT OF INTEREST considering who i just reserved

[chinderella]

A Decepticon getting all -- interested in an Autobot is something I'd prefer to prevent.

I JUST SAW THAT...ilu ♥

[raceme]

Me too considering the impact that situation had in my persona the last time it happened.

[raceme]

We are fighting together in favor to take down a common and very dangerous enemy THAT'S all there is to it...Excusemebutfluff?

I believe my own mun is not helping our case.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Exactly, that's all there is to it. Absolutely no feelings in this whatsoever. I'm glad we're in agreement on that. [damn that was a lot of hair trigger agreement.]

What? Oh, Primus. She's in on it too?

It would never work. They know that, don't they? Different factions--you're an elite guardsman for the Autobots, I'm the Decepticon representative...

[raceme]

[Blurr is side eying you Starscream. That sort of reply is what tv tropes call "Suspiciously Specific Denial·.]...good to know we are in the same page. [Yet he wonders why he doesn't mind having you around as he does with others 'Cons.]

When isn't she into something, I wonder.

In a world where all that doesn't matter anymore. Still...it won't work no YOU would probably betray me one day and I will have made a fool of myself one more time. Ihadenoguhwithshockwavethankyouverymuch

[ex_dishonestly997]

[he holds up his servos in complete and total innocence. And honestly, if he had to pick an Autobot to spend all his time with, it'd be Blurr. With the nerdy Wheeljack as his second.]

Oh, that could spell trouble for you. I mean, really. Don't encourage mine.

[taken aback] ...I can't promise I wouldn't, but it wouldn't make you a fool. --Everybody makes mistakes.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

GET A ROOM.

Seriously. Am I gonna have to do that anonymous love letter thing? It's derivative. I fraggin' hate being derivative.

1/2

[raceme]

[AJKHSLKJAGHSKLGASJKGASHSH


ASJKGHAKSHAJA


AJHGSAKJS]

2/2

[raceme]

I DON't KNOW WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US!!!!

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeahuh. Sure.

Hey, let me know how this sounds:

"They should call you 'Stardream because I can't stop dreaming about you. I long to shower you with run-on sentences, praising every bolt of your sextastic ailerons, and lead you by the hand to the ways of Justice and rightness."

I'm thinkin', needs more font.

[ex_dishonestly997]

I don't need your help setting me up with a mech, Whirl, but I appreciate your ...enthusiasm.

[inferiordude]

That










IS SO CUTE.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Wh--Soundwave!

Look, I'll never beg you for another favor if you just don't go in for trying to convince her this is a good idea. I have no idea what to do with this if it happens.

[inferiordude]

But.

But what if I think it's a good idea. What then, dude?

[idle_time]

No fast times at Ridgemont High for Starscream?

[ex_dishonestly997]

Half the time I don't know what you mean and the other half I wish I didn't--but I'm assuming that has something to do with dating.

You're not trying to set me up, right?

[idle_time]

Absolutely not. Honest Injun.

[distortedscream]

...That gossip sounds as far-fetched as my ship's.

[ex_dishonestly997]

What do they say on your ship? Should I even ask.

[distortedscream]

Last time I checked, discussing a so-called tryst between Knock Out and Breakdown and Airachnid was the most popular among the troops.