re: a certain autobot in re_alignment

[ex_dishonestly997]

This "shipping" thing has got to stop.

We have work to do, I don't have time for this half-processed "fluff" or "romance" or whatever you think you're doing behind the scenes here.

Let him take care of his business, and I'll take care of mine. The fact that we're fighting together doesn't mean anything.



I'm serious.

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sentinel what are you doing you don't even live here

[chinderella]

If you're talking about who my mun thinks you're talking about, you're going to keep your filthy Decepticon servos off a member of the Elite Guard.

LMAO EVERYTHING IS SENTINEL'S BUSINESS

[ex_dishonestly997]

If it gets under your plating, I'll be sure to touch him extra--[oh wait no that would be playing into his mun's servos.

A conflicted pause.]

You don't have anything to worry about, it's not like your 'bot even likes me.

[raceme]

We are fighting together in favor to take down a common and very dangerous enemy THAT'S all there is to it...Excusemebutfluff?

I believe my own mun is not helping our case.

NO BUT HE TOTES SHOULD COME OVER

[raceme]

Sir I really appreciate your help but I can take care of myself,

THAT'S WHAT HE BELIEVES ANYWAY :'|

[chinderella]

[ FUMING OH HIS SPARK THAT'S DISGUSTING TO TO THINK ABOUT ]

Hmf, why would he like a con?

MILD CONFLICT OF INTEREST considering who i just reserved

[chinderella]

A Decepticon getting all -- interested in an Autobot is something I'd prefer to prevent.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Exactly, that's all there is to it. Absolutely no feelings in this whatsoever. I'm glad we're in agreement on that. [damn that was a lot of hair trigger agreement.]

What? Oh, Primus. She's in on it too?

It would never work. They know that, don't they? Different factions--you're an elite guardsman for the Autobots, I'm the Decepticon representative...

oh god he is so protective of Blurr

[ex_dishonestly997]

I've been asking myself that same question.

I think it has something to do with the Starscream in your universe being heinous. I'm not so great, but I look pretty decent in comparison.

If I were the only Starscream there, he'd probably have arrested me already for something.

[chinderella]

I don't understand why he hasn't arrested you anyway.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Maybe he's not into that?

[chinderella]

That's disgusting.

I JUST SAW THAT...ilu ♥

[raceme]

Me too considering the impact that situation had in my persona the last time it happened.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Well, think about it. If speed is his advantage, he's got to have some way of evening out the score in the bedroom, and I can't think of much better than stasis cuffs.

I'm trying to decide if it's worth it to keep making you uncomfortable at the expense of encouraging my mun.

[raceme]

[Blurr is side eying you Starscream. That sort of reply is what tv tropes call "Suspiciously Specific Denial·.]...good to know we are in the same page. [Yet he wonders why he doesn't mind having you around as he does with others 'Cons.]

When isn't she into something, I wonder.

In a world where all that doesn't matter anymore. Still...it won't work no YOU would probably betray me one day and I will have made a fool of myself one more time. Ihadenoguhwithshockwavethankyouverymuch

[chinderella]

[ oh allspark, that's so dirty wrong ]

You should decide if it's worth getting offlined over!

/waggles eyebrows

[chinderella]

Oh right, you, uh, right. Well, don't worry, I'll sort this scrap out and slag that con before he can get any ideas.

[ex_dishonestly997]

[OH THIS IS LANGUAGE HE UNDERSTANDS] You have a claim on him already? He didn't mention it.

Next time you should leave a visible dent mark somewhere, so these little mistakes don't happen.

[chinderella]

What? Why would I want to claim Blurr?

[ex_dishonestly997]

When he stops talking, he has a couple decent qualities.

[ex_dishonestly997]

[he holds up his servos in complete and total innocence. And honestly, if he had to pick an Autobot to spend all his time with, it'd be Blurr. With the nerdy Wheeljack as his second.]

Oh, that could spell trouble for you. I mean, really. Don't encourage mine.

[taken aback] ...I can't promise I wouldn't, but it wouldn't make you a fool. --Everybody makes mistakes.

[chinderella]

He never stops talking.

[ex_dishonestly997]

I think I could find a way to keep his mouth occupied. [oh so he's decided "troll Sentinel" trumps "discourage mun" apparently]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

GET A ROOM.

Seriously. Am I gonna have to do that anonymous love letter thing? It's derivative. I fraggin' hate being derivative.

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[raceme]

I DON't KNOW WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US!!!!