muse is not happy with being left out

[whitescientist]

wwoww good job mun you finally got into a game congratulations
coulda stood to be me an not the naivve human kid but ok i get that he has his laughably tall acquaintance to be throwwn at an thats apparently some inexplicable comfort to you

you knoww findin a place wwith people wwho knoww ME wwould be evven easier right
or is that wwhat youre afraid of
either wway i just thought since im your OLDEST MUSE an all that maybe id be gettin some special privvileges but apparently not
no go ahead an keep treatin me like a dime a dozen commoner mun its totally fuckin appreciated let me tell you

at least you had the common decency to revvamp it WWAS about time

Comments

[douchescar]

I'm startin to wwonder if it has ta do wwith bein an Aquarius troll that makes us get all pushed aside.
I am also in the same predicament.

[whitescientist]

ok this is gettin ridiculous
messin wwith royalty is a heavvy affair an muns seem to be entirely forgettin wwhere their loyalties lie

aka wwith us

[douchescar]

It keeps hapenin.
I mean, I keep seein it occur wwith our kind.
I'm in agreement with you, boy, it's complete poppycock.

It's really not wwise a them ta tamper wwith our emotions either.
Think wwe really ought ta somehoww get our message across to them.
Somethin wwith vviolence.

[whitescientist]

wwell i cant say i wwasnt wwarned
but yeah its gettin to be problematic
still solvvable by the business end of the crosshairs if you ask me but the only problem is aimin through the fourth wwall that shits nigh impossible

[douchescar]

Yea.
I'vve tried that.
Multiple times.

WWait, so you havve the Crosshairs?
Evvery other one a you that I meet seem ta havve some sort a magic wwand for a wweapon.

[whitescientist]

buried in my sylladex yeah
i wwas kinda countin on you not askin

i dont use the gun so much any more

i only really brought it up cause
wwell
its you

[kanayabernetic]

It looks like you're trying to force your mun to pay attention to you.

Would you like some help.

[Yes]
[No]

[whitescientist]

uh NO wwhy wwould i need help i can take care a myself

so
youre a robot now
is this somethin i missed out on or

[kanayabernetic]

Not really.
I have and always been nothing more than a lifeless automaton built in her image for no reason whatsoever.
It's just one of life's little quirks really.
I mean, why not a robot you. Or Karkat.
We just don't know.

[whitescientist]

cant say i wwasnt expectin an answwer along those lines
after a year or so of hangin around a place like this you start findin things slightly less surprisin

a robot me wwould be interestin though
as long as equ didnt pull another sick swwitcharound an givve me someone elses blood cause thats just in blatant defiance a nature
not that robots arent already but point made anywway

1/2

[kanayabernetic]

[kanayabernetic]

I feel like I should point out your dismissal of robotkind as a defiance of nature hadn't actually upset me, but I felt such a reaction was the correct one to take in response.

I also feel the need to point out that with only one living troll representing each of the twelve positions on the spectrum remaining, it wouldn't matter which color it was.
Red is just as rare and valuable as Tyrian at this stage, making each color as necessary as the other.
Your disdain for the idea of being of a different caste is flawed in that respect.

[whitescientist]

i feel like i should point out as a matter a course that robots dont havve feelins an therefore the emotional theatrics wwere completely moot

you guys nevver quit wwith that equality shit do you
i mean evvery time it comes up in convversation someone gets on their high skyhorse an tries to convvince me im wwrong
wwell you knoww wwhat there aint a force on alternia that can convvince me
an since alternia aint evven a thing that exists any more your chances are lookin pretty slim

[kanayabernetic]

This may come as a surprise to you but I actually don't care about equality at all.
!

I'm simply pointing out your logic is flawed.
If anything your bringing up Alternia's destruction and as a result it's culture and beliefs dying with it simply furthers the fact the Spectrum no longer matters.

If by some chance you one day rebuild troll society from the ground up and once again instigate a totalitarian regime based on your species unique biology I'd gladly acknowledge it because it will matter then.

Higherblooded trolls would yet again maintain importantance simply because of their rarity, while rustbloods would return to their status as expendable.

But until that day I can't accept it still means anything.

Whether or not you care won't change that.

[whitescientist]

its a simple matter of principle wwhy doesnt anyone get it

if you get stranded on a dead end meteor you still eat wwith cutlery i dont see wwhy wwe got to fix wwhat aint broke

[kanayabernetic]

Because things that no longer exist no longer matter.
Like your planet and, should it inevitably come to it, your entire race for that matter.
That's just common sense really.

[whitescientist]

ok lets try lookin at this another wway
say the wwhole race did die off thered still be you built in her image an theres got to be some use in that
evven if wwhats left ovver is a mockery a the real thing its better than nothin
hence wwhy im still keepin up appearances evven if no one else has the guts nor the presence a mind nor the basic common courtesy

[kanayabernetic]

I'm a robot, not a troll.
There's a big difference there. Mostly that people will think "that sure is a strange looking robot with horns." as opposed to "Look at that troll robot."

[whitescientist]

youre capable of explainin wwhat youre based on dont givve me that shit

[kanayabernetic]

Correct.
That doesn't mean I have to.

[whitescientist]

youre fuckin impossible

[kanayabernetic]

I can't be impossible, I exist.
I think the word you're looking for is difficult.

His username explains it all xD In his universe aliens=gods

[alien_worship]

[Enjoy some instant bowing and fear for once Eridan. This guy is older than you and looks built like Equius yet he's bowing.

This fellow also has a glowing necklace but that might go unnoticed with its' glow.]

oh great just the encouragement the fish prince never needed

[whitescientist]

wwhats this some kinda human cult member
state your name an intent so i knoww you aint makin any immediate plans to carry me off an appoint me leader or somethin
pleasant though that sounds i do havve a fuckin schedule a my owwn

you can go ahead an keep bowwin though

Exactly, though at least by his standards he's a demi-god so he isn't pants-wetting scared

[alien_worship]

My name is Eadoin. My business is simply to show respect. My mother is of your kind but I still know to show my respect as only half of your grace.

[He will be standing up though.]

My mother is of the sea like yourself though she never mentioned anyone with grey skin such as yourself my lord.

[whitescientist]

if she aint a troll i dont see wwhy i should be interested
the alternian empire probably had somethin to say about another race livvin in the wwater an by extent i aint keen either but if youre respectful enough to prostrate yourself on sight i figure i can cut you some slack

wwhat do you wwant

[alien_worship]

My mun brought me here so I was simply showing my respect. If you wish to speak with me I have no other more pressing matters however.

[whitescientist]

wwell respect is all wwell an good i guess
so wwhats your mun plannin for you anywway mine is contemplatin a game or somesuch but i think the idea is to wwait til the other guy is settled an then wwatch wwhat evveryone else is doin first
im still pissed i wwasnt the first choice but wwhat can you do

[alien_worship]

The last time I didn't respect a god of your standing I believed I was a baser animal for a few days. It wasn't exactly fun to explain that to everyone else.

As for where I am going. My mundane has absolutely no clue. There are other, older muses which he is planning to send elsewhere. A place called Exsilium.

[whitescientist]

that sounds
more or less hilarious actually

maybe ill try an get my mun to poke around there its a name wwevve heard before but aint really followwed up on
i knoww she sent someone else to that paradisa place but it looks like im gonna be wwaitin around a little longer

[spinssickburns]

so your mun put you up on the shelf too then
maybe youre not loud enough
pull out some good fanart
get the feels going
then
when they least expect it
toss a reserve somewhere

[whitescientist]

id question your motivves for givvin advvice to someone like me but you knoww wwhat youre absolutely right
i need to be louder
fanart is probably a good idea its hard to get that as horribly wwrong as the fic shes been lookin at lately

i alwways thought takin any clues from you in particular wwould be a terrible idea but youre makin a lot a sense right noww