An old muse reawakens...

[koalas]

Aw, g'day, love! Been a while! How've ya been, ignoring me and all that? No worries, no worries, apology accepted. Guess the new book whatshisname put out got your attention again! Or was it visiting home? The olympics? Or all three! My money's on visiting me.

Nothing wrong with a little bet, love.

Anyway, now ya got me back out, what do you wanna do? Go for a swim? The show's in London right now, we could swim to France! See how long Jappa can keep up! Not for long, I reckon.

Comments

[nusantara]

I am surprised anyone can ignore you. [it's a compliment... mostly.]

Yessss come to me my northern neighbour

[koalas]

Me too! 'Specially when she's one of mine!

[nusantara]

That might explain it. Does she make her presence known like you? [AKA BEING LOUD.]

[koalas]

There's roughly fifty people at her house and she's locked herself up in her bedroom to do this, you tell me.

[longwhitecloud]

Maybe she just saw a couple of sheep and wondered where their lover was.

[koalas]

Aw, if she wanted me to call ya for her, she only had ta ask!

[longwhitecloud]

You're still as daft as always, I see, even after this long time.

...it really has been a while. You should make your mun go home more often if that gives her the incentive to pester the world with you. [Not admitting that he was missed nope nope]

[koalas]

She only gets a chance once a year... Like she's cursed... [Aw, he missed you too, Kiwi.]

[pacificstriplestar]

I could beat you there rowing.

[Someone is way too proud of her citizens...]

[koalas]

I could beat you kayaking! Or hurdling! No, wait, kayaking. My girls did good this time though... Winner buys drinks!

[pacificstriplestar]

You're on!

How were you planning to hurdle from England to France, anyway?

[koalas]

Sally Pearson could've made it! And, well, it's the one event me mun watched that I got gold in. Fresh in her memory.

[fourseasons]

Ah... Australia-san. Surely it's not necessary to be so focused on competition.

[koalas]

... He says, just as the Olympics start to close.

[fourseasons]

[SHHHHH]

So will Australia-san stop asking to swim once they've closed? [He's too old for this!!!]

[koalas]

Mate, how long've you known me? C'mon and visit me and we'll swim to Kiwi's and back! [AUSTRALIA, YOU CAN'T SWIM ACROSS THE TASMAN SEA....]

[seyitloud]

Why d'you wanna swim to France's house? [ especially since everybody knows her beaches are totally better if swimming is what you want!!

never mind the distance from london to victoria. that's not important kk. ]

[koalas]

Well, I'd swim back right away. The Dover Strait is just nearby and good for that shit.

Though I guess I could swim to your place from Perth... [NO, AUS, NO YOU COULDN'T]

[seyitloud]

[ what are you talking about of course he could ]

It's a long ways from Perth to Victoria, so if you're tired after your voyage, you should definitely consider staying for a couple of days to rest up! [ wow that was the most subtle advertisement ever ]

[bloodybrows]

What would you want to go to the Frog's place for? [He tuts.] We've plenty of swimming pools in London, you know.

[koalas]

Pools are boring. I'll swim back right away!

[bloodybrows]

Fine, very well. Just be sure not to bring back anything French.

[koalas]

His wine's shit anyway.

awgghh yessss your australia was the best

[france]

Must you visit me? I am sure Angleterre would enjoy your company and your wine more than I ever would.

noooo my identity is a secret!!!

[koalas]

I didn't say I'd visit. I said I'd swim to you.

And then swim back.