An old muse reawakens...

[koalas]

Aw, g'day, love! Been a while! How've ya been, ignoring me and all that? No worries, no worries, apology accepted. Guess the new book whatshisname put out got your attention again! Or was it visiting home? The olympics? Or all three! My money's on visiting me.

Nothing wrong with a little bet, love.

Anyway, now ya got me back out, what do you wanna do? Go for a swim? The show's in London right now, we could swim to France! See how long Jappa can keep up! Not for long, I reckon.