voicetesting what is my life?

[nomoretrbbls]

Miss Mun,

This is absolutely absurd. You can't just take a man away from his crew and his ship just to do this thing called a voice test. Wasn't that something people in the twenty-first century did? Sit around their computers staring at their screens and playing? Some of us have better things to do like make sure every single one of those blasted creatures off my ship while ensuring that my crew doesn't get into another scuffle with the Klingons.

I don't much care for your notion of sending me to Canada.

So send me back at once.

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[paterelohim]

Can you sign my face?

[nomoretrbbls]

[Okay...no. That's just weird.]

Why?

[paterelohim]

Ah- I'm a crazy drunk person. You should probably actually ignore me.

[It's pretty believable ngl]

I mean not the dangerous kind. I could lose a fight to a pile of straw. It's pretty pathetic.

[nomoretrbbls]

You should look into that program -- [What was it called?] Alcoholics Anonymous for your problem, friend.

[Yes, Captain James Tiberius Kirk just told God to go to rehab.]

I'm sure you wouldn't lose to a pile of straw. [A strong breeze maybe.]

[failedparenting]

[Thankfully John has a little more dignity than Chuck. Still, fanboy.]

It's not that bad once you get there.

[nomoretrbbls]

[Thank you for not being creepy, John.]

Spending some time in the twenty-first century version of Canada would be very interesting [History geek here, after all.] but I'm afraid my duties to my crew must come first.

[failedparenting]

Part of your crew's already there, you won't be totally alone.

[He's suppressing it. Poorly.]

[nomoretrbbls]

Who? The last I heard all crewmen were accounted for.

[Better than Chuck.]

[shortarmofthelaw]

Something wrong with Canada?

[nomoretrbbls]

No, there's nothing wrong with Canada. It's simply that I have a ship to run, crewmen who are depending on me.

[shortarmofthelaw]

I don't think that matters to these guys. I'm in the same boat...

...Except without the boat.

[nomoretrbbls]

I've started to notice that. They seem to think they're all powerful when it comes to us.

Sorry, I can't resist

[vintage_fine]

Hey there, handsome.

Look, far be it from me to tell you how to feel, and I sympathize. I do. But maybe you can make the best of things.

Don't be sorry! This is going to be a beautiful thing

[nomoretrbbls]

[Well hello there, good-looking.]

Considering all I've heard about this particular place, I'm not sure it's a place either of us want to be. Corrupted corporations, slaves, darkness creatures, unfriendly and violent locals. They don't want us there and they make it clear. The only reason to go is to keep Bones out of trouble. [And it's not their version of McCoy.]

You're lucky this is the Kirk you got. I have like 6 to choose from.

[vintage_fine]

I've heard very different things about Canada. But you say Bones it already there?

I would have loved any and all Kirks

[nomoretrbbls]

Apparently this is some other version of the Canada we know. Even the island these people are getting dragged to doesn't even exist. That's what I've been told.

[quitefascinating]

...Jim.

[eyebrow]

Fascinating.

[vintage_fine]

Spock.

[bornsnarky]

Canada? What the hell, Jim?

[nomoretrbbls]

[This is...certainly a blast from the past.]

Apparently my mun thinks it's a good idea to send me there. She wants to give me a superpower, Bones.

[bornsnarky]

[why hello there XD]

[all grumpy affection]

A superpower? Why in God's name would you need a superpower? You get into enough trouble as is.

I've never been on this side of one of these...

[well_notonly]

Huh. So you're James T. Kirk. I thought you'd be... taller.

I've never been on either side! \o/

[nomoretrbbls]

[He has a smile for his younger alternate self.]

Height isn't everything.

and you're a relief to see XD

[bornsnarky]

Jim!

[quitefascinating]

A ship cannot function without its captain, Captain.