Shenanigans at Abax

[midgarhorizon]

Y'know, I'm not sure I can handle this, mun. I'm only one guy. I've been up against armies before and won, but this scares the crap out of me. Cissnei's taken care of herself so far, but...

Poor kid... she didn't even ask for this.

Comments

[warrior_kadaj]

Is that because your head is too big to fit?

[midgarhorizon]

Y'know, I was kinda expecting something more clever.

[warrior_kadaj]

Perhaps we should test that out, bum boy.

[midgarhorizon]

"Bum boy?" Come on, you even trying?

[warrior_kadaj]

That's because you are one. You and Rude, right?

[midgarhorizon]

The hell do you know Rude?

[warrior_kadaj]

Because we've fought before. You Turks are no match for us remnants.

[midgarhorizon]

I'd remember if I came up against a mug ugly as yours, buddy.

[warrior_kadaj]

Ugly? Why don't you look into the mirror?

[midgarhorizon]

At least I don't have an ass for a face.

[warrior_kadaj]

Tough words. [He unsheathed his Souba.]

Want to fight?

[midgarhorizon]

Sorry buddy, I don't have time to screw around.

[warrior_kadaj]

Is it because you are too busy screwing Rude? [Ouch.]

[midgarhorizon]

No- what? Where'd ya get that idea?

[warrior_kadaj]

Just a hunch.

[midgarhorizon]

Yeah? Looks like you need to get that checked.

[warrior_kadaj]

Perhaps.