this is incredibly silly

[doucheofdetroit]

So, let me get this straight. You want to take me for a test drive?

Sweetheart, sweetheart! I thought you would have figured this out by now! Driving is beneath someone of my stature! Sure, I'll make an exception for a special occasion, but for you? If you think that this constitutes, we have very different ideas about what special means.

And yours is the wrong one.

You didn't really think I'd be excited to putter around this pond with the other little fishies, did you? Get me a ticket out of here, and maybe then we'll talk.

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[chiltonwillpay]

MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW MIKE CHILTON MUST DIE INSTEAD

[doucheofdetroit]

Dan, my man! Still singlemindedly focused on exacting your horrifying vengeance, and all that?

[chiltonwillpay]

YOU NEVER SAID IT WOULD COST ME MY BEAUTY
I WANT TO SUE

[doucheofdetroit]

Cost you your what? I'm sorry, but I'm just not seeing a problem here, gorgeous.

Please don't mind the cranky brunette to the left

[snarkydebunker]

A fishpond is a fishpond. Don't expect anything different just because your new pond has an extra goldfish.

[doucheofdetroit]

Ah, but aren't there always more fish in the sea? And I'd always like a little extra room to swim.

Besides. I don't really understand fishing metaphors!

[snarkydebunker]

Honestly, I'm surprised you understand anything, looking like that.

[doucheofdetroit]

Excuse me?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I think I've found a definition of 'special' that might just be perfect for you.

[doucheofdetroit]

Alright, I'm game! But I'll warn you now: if you pull a thesaurus out in front of me, you can't expect it not to get permanently damaged.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Okay she doesn't have one of those, But there is a flying book just hovering right besides her head this once. Normally he's accompanying her uncle.] Festivus isn't a thesaurus, He's a spell-book...

And I wouldn't even joke about harming him if I were you.

[ecoterraist]

Everyone has to start at the bottom to claw their way to the top.

Even you.