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dear_mun2012-08-09 05:05 pm
doucheofdetroit) wrote in dear_mun2012-08-09 05:05 pm
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this is incredibly silly
So, let me get this straight. You want to take me for a test drive?
Sweetheart, sweetheart! I thought you would have figured this out by now! Driving is beneath someone of my stature! Sure, I'll make an exception for a special occasion, but for you? If you think that this constitutes, we have very different ideas about what special means.
And yours is the wrong one.
You didn't really think I'd be excited to putter around this pond with the other little fishies, did you? Get me a ticket out of here, and maybe then we'll talk.
Sweetheart, sweetheart! I thought you would have figured this out by now! Driving is beneath someone of my stature! Sure, I'll make an exception for a special occasion, but for you? If you think that this constitutes, we have very different ideas about what special means.
And yours is the wrong one.
You didn't really think I'd be excited to putter around this pond with the other little fishies, did you? Get me a ticket out of here, and maybe then we'll talk.