On moving in to new games and getting in to Exit Void

[mechanicalmastermind]

I don't understand why you felt it imperative to take me from such an awkward moment in our timeline.
There is no clear reasoning to your madness. I think you just want to see me suffer.
Mun you are a terrible person.
At least I have a general grasp on how to survive in these kinds of situations.
I'm not exactly new to the whole corporations trying to kill me while I'm stranded at sea thing.

The other game that you're thinking about though?
The one where Dave will be there?
You didn't tell me he was so dense.
Now I have to go. Someone has to make sure he doesn't bite off more than he can chew.
Or worse, not bite off enough.
Places like that chew people up and spit them right back out.

Comments

[spinssickburns]

dense
excuse me
i know exactly what the fuck im getting into
how much i bite off will not be a problem
it will suite me just fine
fill me up and everything
wont even have to ask for seconds

[gaiasgeognosis]

thats a lot of chewing!
for dave and for the game!!!!!!! hehe

[blueballer]

Gosh dirk thats not a very nice thing to say at all!!
Isnt he your family or whositwhatsit?
From what you told me he seems like a great fellow! Up to his noggin in all kinds of action!
Oh but.
Actually thats not what i wanted to talk to you about!
This is you right?

[mechanicalmastermind]

The whole point of knowing how much to figuratively bite off is so you don't get full.
Being full is bad.
Being full means that whatever situation you are in can push you to your limits in a matter of moments.
Yes, you are dense.
I honestly didn't expect that, but at the same time it kind of makes a little bit of sense.
We all had to start somewhere, learn from something.

[mechanicalmastermind]

Yes, yes it is.
It makes me concerned, thinking about the state his jaw will be in after all of that chewing.
He might need some serious dental work.

[mechanicalmastermind]

Yeah, well, it's true. At least for his younger self it is.
Even though he is family I can still have differing opinions on his mental state.
I'm not saying I don't like him. I just think he might need a little help somewhere down the line here.
You can be great and dense at the same time. As a matter of fact, I think I know another person like that.

Yes Jake, this is actually me.
Surprise.

[spinssickburns]

no i dont think so
being full is the place to be
and not to mention rarely achievable
but if youre full it doesnt leave you wanting for more
and youre satisfied
but if something comes along
like for favorite dessert
you still have some room for it
pushing the limits isnt that hard
well duh we all start somewhere
look at you
wordy mother fucker
thats a change

[blueballer]

We all need a little help even you! In fact i think you striders need the most help of all.
Another person? Say you dont happen to mean me do you dirk?

Oh.
Finally!
Strider have you ever considered being a *mastermind* of stealth as well as those fancy contraptions of a mechanical nature?

[intheclouds]

if you thought dave wasn't dense boy are you in for a surprise.

[intheclouds]

yeah right.

[gaiasgeognosis]

yep lots of fillings and caps and gross cleanings!!!
going to the dentist is no fun
so i think dave should definitely stop all that chewing!!!!! lol

[mechanicalmastermind]

When someone isn't used to being full, eating enough to that point could very well be bad for them. Simply put your body couldn't handle it.
I don't even know why I'm consenting to continue this over-arching metaphor.
But you're right. We will have to push our limits. When the only thing you have done is push them though, it seems a little more mundane.
I guess we are both a little different from what we expected.

[mechanicalmastermind]

Well maybe he will listen to you then.
You two seem fond of each other, at least from what I've seen.
Which, admittedly, isn't much so I could be completely off base in my assumption.

[mechanicalmastermind]

Of course you'd say something like that. I appreciate the sentiment English, but we both know I am perfectly capable of handling myself.
Even the briefest of lights is blinding when seen in the dark.

Have you really been waiting long enough for this conversation to illicit a "finally"?
As a matter of fact I have.
I get the feeling I would be pretty good at it. Apparently I'm pretty elusive.
Why do you brig it up?

[mechanicalmastermind]

Apparently so. I get the feeling I will be experiencing a fair amount of said sudden realization in the near future.
How long have you had to deal with it?

[blueballer]

Your strange philosophicalities i dont entirely understand aside yes it does!!! I think it calls for many a *finally* *at last* and *about time* if were being truthful on the matter!

And you got that right! A man might assume youre even outright avoiding him if he didnt know any better.

Cant a guy miss talking to his best bro? The REAL ONE not any PRETENDERS OR IMPOSTORS or otherwise.

[gaiasgeognosis]

youre not wrong! hes one of my best friends :D
weve known each other for a looooong time!!!
but i dont think hed listen to me
he likes to do his own thing usually :\

[spinssickburns]

agreed this metaphor should have stopped a while ago
its gotten away from me
the main point of it all was suck it up buttercup
but whatever
you are definitely
not exactly what i was expecting
i mean i can still kinda see it
but really its a bit
off
in a lot of places
everywhere
fuck it
you look like him and thats about it

[mechanicalmastermind]

I suppose that would depend on which matter you were referring to. There are plenty of them.

We're bros and I have absolutely no reason to avoid you. I've just been a bit busy lately is all.
And yeah, I get where you're coming from. I can see how talking to all these versions of me can get frustrating.
It wasn't my intention to put you through something like that.

[spinssickburns]

glad you agree

[blueballer]

All of the matters strider! All of them!!!

I assume you have been mighty preoccupied what with your move and all the shenanigans involved with such an endeavor. Dont you sweat it i know you didnt mean anything by it. Were talking now right?
But say.
I wanted to know...
...if youre ok?
I mean with the talk of corporations trying to kill you... is a wee bit worrying!

[mechanicalmastermind]

Wow. If we talk about all of them I'll be talking until I'm so old my lungs wont be able to sustain the amount of air I need to speak.

Yeah, you guys are kind of high maintenance, not gonna lie.
Look at me, running around like a chicken with it's head cut off, covering all of your asses.
Yeah,
It's been awhile hasn't it? Life can be a little overwhelming, but that shouldn't mean you end up feeling like you're cut out of my life.
I'm completely fine English. I'm a big boy and am perfectly capable of defending myself.
The worry is appreciated though.

[mechanicalmastermind]

Glad to hear we can agree on at least one thing.
I can't even say that much.
I don't even really know what I was expecting.
Too much maybe, maybe not enough.
I don't know.
In a way I guess this is the you before you were you as I know it.
It's a little weird being compared to someone you don't know, but who is supposed to be you somehow.

[mechanicalmastermind]

I'm getting that vibe.
Pretty sure that'll get him in trouble one day but whatever.
We don't exactly see eye to eye.
It wasn't something I expected.

[intheclouds]

a scrawny guy like you?
no way you don't ask for seconds.