suddenly waking up again....

[douchescar]

Yea, here wwe go again.
O, let's wwake up the older Aquarius an get em all excited for wwhat wwe all believve is more game searchin. But ay, I knoww ya too well by noww and yer just gonna be like: Oy, I like this muse! Another!
And I get shovved in the back of the sponge space like I'm wworthless or some shit.

Make up yer fuckin mind already.
Are ya gonna put me in a game or not? I care not for any game in space. Goddamn, I'm so tired of fuckin space. Some place with sophisticated style and is clean wwith a classy taste in entertainment. Frilly skirts and all a that. 

Put me somewwhere wwith high bloods and strong drink and there better be somethin to do or else I'll fuckin keel haul ya.
Much obliged my land dwwellin peasant,
- O.D. 

Comments

[tendtoenunciate]

Huh
He Really Was Telling The Truth About Your Signature
I Didnt Believe It

[douchescar]

WWhat are ya talkin about?
There isnt a signature there.
I dont knoww wwhat yer sayin.

[tendtoenunciate]

No It Undeniably Says O.D. Right There

[seadweller]

[Blink blink.]

[douchescar]

Its impolite to stare, kid.

[seadweller]

You remind me of someone so muc)(, it's UNR-E-EL

[seadweller]

But )(i!

[spinssickburns]

oh a keel hauling
serious business up in here
not just a flogging or a whipping
but a keel hauling
goddamn you must be mad

[douchescar]

Nay, not completely mad just yet.
More like irritated.
That wwas a







polite threat.

[spinssickburns]

i dunno man
now if it was just getting tossed overboard than i could see it as polite
but being dragged under a boat seems a little more serious than that
shit just isnt nice

[nauticalnightmare]

[Oh god this goes completely against what Singless was trying to work with him about but...]

i knoww a place thats got a pretty fuckin decent system set up
takes care a people wwell enough wwith givven them free shit
has a red light district wwith bars an on top a it all lettin people earn a livvin by killin shit an fightin in a wwar
you knoww if you feel like it

[seadweller]

-Eridan, do you t)(ink t)(at is a good idea?

[douchescar]

_{[ Hm. ]}
Sounds rather interestin.
Out with it, boy. Give me more...
Deets, I believve is the term you wwigglers are usin.

[overkrill]

)(--EE)(EE)(EE)(EE!
come on old man
you know there aint no way your muns gonna unhook you any plaice you might actshoally like
makin muses miserable is what these punks are all aboat

[douchescar]

_{[ oh my god the puns are BURNING................ ]}
Yea, I guess.
WWhatevver. I wwas hopin there wwould be the off chance perhaps she'd be considerate for a change an decide ta put me some place moderately pleasant.
I'vve been nothin but good ta her.

Except wwhen I tried to kill off my owwn descendent that one time.

1/?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[play it cool ampora..]

long time no see orph

2/??

[caligulas_aquarium]

WWAIT SHIT I MEAN ORPHANER
DUALSCAR
ORPHANER DUALSCAR
UH

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey so hi
your pretty cool for an adult troll just wanna say that

also this has absolutely nOthing 2 do w/him but would u ever consider going somewhere where eridan is
is that a thing that could be a slight possibilty
*possibility

1.2

[douchescar]

It seems the youth take pride in pickin out the most fuckin obnoxious colours for fonts.
Christ.
Let me get my monocle on.

2.2

[douchescar]

Yea, alright.
Maybe. Just somewwhere wwould be brilliant rather than just stayin locked up in a brig.
Metaphorically speakin.

[spartacus]

If you wish for respect, you must first earn it.

1.2

[douchescar]

2.2

[douchescar]

No.

8D

[sciencewwitch]

am i really gonna be the only one to not doin flips ovver seein you
i mean really its not like no ones evver seen you around
either wway ivve felt that treatment
shovved aside for someone "more shiny" than myself
wwhich is a complete fuckin lie i knoww that im the best muse my idiotic lowwblooded mun has
ugh
it is no wway to treat royalty such as ourselvves

\8D/ hi

[douchescar]

I'm not that flippin happy ta see you either so I guess the feelins mutual evven if yer sort a cute.
Besides, I havven't really showwn my face much in this shite hole so I guess its sort a refreshin to be back.

Yea. I feel the same.
You cannot kill yer wwriter though I'vve already tried.