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O. M. G.
You think you're excited? I think next to last Father's Day, this might be the happiest day of my life.
Maybe I should do a celebratory carving of that kid's head again. Drag ol' Poolio in, pass around drinks. Stay up late and wait for the faint boop boop of my phone to go off so I can listen to that gratingly pathetic voice of my one true bro.
It will be super romantic.
You think you're excited? I think next to last Father's Day, this might be the happiest day of my life.
Maybe I should do a celebratory carving of that kid's head again. Drag ol' Poolio in, pass around drinks. Stay up late and wait for the faint boop boop of my phone to go off so I can listen to that gratingly pathetic voice of my one true bro.
It will be super romantic.
Considering stocking up on liquor and putting it within arm's reach. Stuff's gonna be rough. No Betty, no friends, no deadbeat family. Just me and him.
Wish I could send vaycay pix to Daddy-o.
Also. The Were-hipster gig is great. Here's hoping that little dude actually shows up so I can drown him myself and live up to my story.

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[ Who are you and why are you so weird, dude? ]