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he won't shut up he won't shut up he won't shut up
All right, there, buddy. Pal. We have got to talk about the username. It's been this giantnormous, albeit very stealthy elephant that we both for whatever reason have tried to ignore, probably because it smells like a human or something - oh, right. Well, I would apologize for that except for the fact that as it stands, I am raising the issue of the username right out there, into your attention, and you're doing... nothing about it. See, look at that, I even waited a bit before giving my final assessment in the hope that you would have some sort of common decency but there you go on, typing about like it's your Science-given right to give me a, quite frankly, ill-fitting username. Utterly horrendous, it's not like me at all, while the whole point of a username is just the opposite, isn't it?
So why don't you take your typing little pudgy fat smelly flesh digits and type it in another field to create another, more apt username for me? You can give this one to that lunatic in the corner of your head that named himself after a letter. Bet it'd fit him real well, much much better than it would me. He even looks like a moron - I mean, he's a human, so he gets moron points for that - but even beyond that he's a total mess and sits weird and is generally unusual, even for a human. Usually that would point to an irregular brain something-or-other, and being a moron definitely fits into that category if you ask me, so! Perfect, yes? If you could get on that, it'd be swell.
Oh, and another thing! About the username, again, sorry for bothering you too much because, well, you see, you're the only one who can help me out here, and I am kind of in a pinch, I mean, you wouldn't want anyone making the wrong assumptions about you because your username said something completely and totally wrong about you, would you? Yes, of course, you wouldn't! That is exactly the sort of situation I'm in right now and you're the only one who can do something about it. So, please.
Please.
Now.
Why aren't you doing anything, you useless sake of flesh?! This isn't a joking matter, it's not funny. STOP LAUGHING! Idiot things, you humans, ugh I hate you so much you know that? What ever possessed you to make this account in the first place? Up until now, I'd given you the benefit of the doubt, thinking 'oh he must be really scatterbrained or maybe I got myself one of those dumber humans' but now, what with your listening to me and all only not really at all listening to me in any conceivable way that I would want, I'm starting to think that maybe, you might've... done this on purpose. And I mean, I don't want to blame you, you could've just had a temporary virus in your head or something, if humans can even get viruses. Hopefully you've got that all sorted now, in your head I mean. So, please, if you could, again, get me another username.
For real this time.
Please?
For Robogod's sake, man, WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME? I AM NOT A MORON! In case you missed that and all, I really really don't like that word and the fact that you made it my username quite upsets me, a lot, actually, and so I would really really really really appreciate it if you, um, got about to changing it, already. Actually, it would've been best if you did it mid-typing this thing up and then didn't even have to send this into whatever community it's being sent to at all. Yes, that would be best. But, um, I guess you're not going to do that soooo I will just... keep... talking.
Yes, that's it! I won't shut up until you do something about this username. You don't want to be doomed to typing whatever I say forever, do you? I thought not. Ugh, this is so aggravating talking and not getting any sort of response from you. I mean, normally, I'm quite used to it, but in this case, when I want you to do something, that something being really very important if I'm to stay here, and you're not doing it. This is a problem, mate, a very grievous error. I probably shouldn't even be calling you mate, since you're so keen on ignoring me. That's it, we're no longer mates if we ever were to begin with. Mate, buddy, pal, none of those names from me from now on, because you're nothing but fat. That's right, fatty fatty some-parents!
Okay, the some-parents part of that could use some work, I'll admit, because you do have parents, in fact, I know you're worried about one of them looking over your shoulder and seeing you typing this up instead of doing your other work, which is just the thing I'm keeping you away from. As they say, this is just as planned.
How about that? Marvel at my programmed sense of foresight now, will you? Good, good, maybe since you recognize that I have that now... you can go and change my username since, obviously, a moron would not be able to have that sort of foresight.
Wait, what're you doing? Where are you going? I'm not done talking to you! Aaand great now you're leaving. Fine, bye! Hope I never see you again, you rude, arrogant, nasty piece of work! You're just like Her, you know that? She was the last one to ever call me this, you know. And --- yes, okay - bye now for real. Bye. I mean really seriously goodbye I don't want to have anything more to do with you either especially don't even think about putting me in a game, not with an attitude like that and not with this horrid username. Okay?
Okay, I think we're done here.
So why don't you take your typing little pudgy fat smelly flesh digits and type it in another field to create another, more apt username for me? You can give this one to that lunatic in the corner of your head that named himself after a letter. Bet it'd fit him real well, much much better than it would me. He even looks like a moron - I mean, he's a human, so he gets moron points for that - but even beyond that he's a total mess and sits weird and is generally unusual, even for a human. Usually that would point to an irregular brain something-or-other, and being a moron definitely fits into that category if you ask me, so! Perfect, yes? If you could get on that, it'd be swell.
Oh, and another thing! About the username, again, sorry for bothering you too much because, well, you see, you're the only one who can help me out here, and I am kind of in a pinch, I mean, you wouldn't want anyone making the wrong assumptions about you because your username said something completely and totally wrong about you, would you? Yes, of course, you wouldn't! That is exactly the sort of situation I'm in right now and you're the only one who can do something about it. So, please.
Please.
Now.
Why aren't you doing anything, you useless sake of flesh?! This isn't a joking matter, it's not funny. STOP LAUGHING! Idiot things, you humans, ugh I hate you so much you know that? What ever possessed you to make this account in the first place? Up until now, I'd given you the benefit of the doubt, thinking 'oh he must be really scatterbrained or maybe I got myself one of those dumber humans' but now, what with your listening to me and all only not really at all listening to me in any conceivable way that I would want, I'm starting to think that maybe, you might've... done this on purpose. And I mean, I don't want to blame you, you could've just had a temporary virus in your head or something, if humans can even get viruses. Hopefully you've got that all sorted now, in your head I mean. So, please, if you could, again, get me another username.
For real this time.
Please?
For Robogod's sake, man, WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME? I AM NOT A MORON! In case you missed that and all, I really really don't like that word and the fact that you made it my username quite upsets me, a lot, actually, and so I would really really really really appreciate it if you, um, got about to changing it, already. Actually, it would've been best if you did it mid-typing this thing up and then didn't even have to send this into whatever community it's being sent to at all. Yes, that would be best. But, um, I guess you're not going to do that soooo I will just... keep... talking.
Yes, that's it! I won't shut up until you do something about this username. You don't want to be doomed to typing whatever I say forever, do you? I thought not. Ugh, this is so aggravating talking and not getting any sort of response from you. I mean, normally, I'm quite used to it, but in this case, when I want you to do something, that something being really very important if I'm to stay here, and you're not doing it. This is a problem, mate, a very grievous error. I probably shouldn't even be calling you mate, since you're so keen on ignoring me. That's it, we're no longer mates if we ever were to begin with. Mate, buddy, pal, none of those names from me from now on, because you're nothing but fat. That's right, fatty fatty some-parents!
Okay, the some-parents part of that could use some work, I'll admit, because you do have parents, in fact, I know you're worried about one of them looking over your shoulder and seeing you typing this up instead of doing your other work, which is just the thing I'm keeping you away from. As they say, this is just as planned.
How about that? Marvel at my programmed sense of foresight now, will you? Good, good, maybe since you recognize that I have that now... you can go and change my username since, obviously, a moron would not be able to have that sort of foresight.
Wait, what're you doing? Where are you going? I'm not done talking to you! Aaand great now you're leaving. Fine, bye! Hope I never see you again, you rude, arrogant, nasty piece of work! You're just like Her, you know that? She was the last one to ever call me this, you know. And --- yes, okay - bye now for real. Bye. I mean really seriously goodbye I don't want to have anything more to do with you either especially don't even think about putting me in a game, not with an attitude like that and not with this horrid username. Okay?
Okay, I think we're done here.
Clearly, I am a horrible person.
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Wanna know a secret?
Space
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Clearly your mundane has more common sense then most.
no more horrible than myself also you are beautiful
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<3
Space. Moon. Stars. The Final Frontier. Saturn. Uranus. Pluto. Asteroids.
Wannagobacktospace?
Hey. Space. Spacesphere. Spacebluesphere. Space. Sun. Hi Sun!
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The scary part is, this is actually harder than you'd think to do.
Space.
Space is spelled. S. P. AAaaaace.
Space. Wannagotospace. Was in space. Saw the moon. Lunar Landing. Space. Constellations. Space Stations. Deep Space. Black holes. Planets. Planetoids. Planetarium.
i can't say i envy your position
Yeah. Going to Earth now, I mean, going more into Earth now, hugging the ground sort of. Don't have arms, hugging might prove a bit difficult, but, the sentiment is there, yep. Just gonna... lean in... near the ground... closer...
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That was sarcasm, by the way, in case you couldn't pick up on that before. Just so you don't, I don't appreciate the laughing, not one bit. It's quite rude.
1/?; let's pretend mine came from a universe where Aperture wasn't just wasteful enough to make
2/?; a literally dumb A.I. but also enough to give him an android body
3/3; and stick it to a management rail
Ah! Right! That username! It's really, god, really inconvinient isn't it. Terrible... AND UNTRUE! I mean, if we were morons, and I'm not saying we are of that there's a possibility, because it's just, not possible is the thing. Because honestly, we took over the whole facility! By ourselves. Well, I did. She helped a little bit until she decided to turn on us. I mean, honestly, you think you know someone and then they jump right off your well-placed trap and of into the facility they go. I mean I tried getting her to come back, but did she listen? Noooo. See that's the problem, mate. Your problem really. Your little human is just Not Listening. Might want to find a way to make him.
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What're you doing with that vocal simulator? That's mine! My exact pitch and tone and ohhh I get it. You're me! Me from another universe, man, that's pretty mindblowing. And you're - looking - human. Positively androidific, if that's the term you want to use. I bet you could come up with something else for it, but anyway, the point is you're looking but not smelling like a human, which I think, is both a good and a bad thing. Good because you don't stink, stinking's bad always there's never any good sides to it really, and bad because you're looking like a human. And you're me. And, well, human-looking isn't exactly all that high up there on desirable traits in a personality core, I don't think.
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YAY WHEATLEY.
Whrr eep?
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What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, maybe you could, I don't know, somehow convince this dunderhead over here, through your silent noncommunicative communication to fix this username situation. I would really appreciate it.
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To talk.
Alone.
Without you.
[Turning to the moron's mundane.]
So, have you decided how you're going to torture him? Because I have a few idea's....
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yayyy someone yaying for wheatley
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[taps the personality core with one massive finger]
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Personally I like fire. Fire is always good. Or perhaps lasers.
[Ignoring you Wheatley.]
Late to the party. He's an OC named after the nickname he hates, btw.
My mun thinks she's clever, slipping in a reference to a video game while she drives me insane and gets everyone to call me "Gary". Yours is just cruel. That's not even imaginative. At all!