muse is R U D E

[mom_ler]

Mun, if you were my daughter, you'd be out of my house lickety-split.

Listen, sweetheart, I know it's a big effort for you to not sit around bein' lazy all day an' rememberin' anythin' for more than five minutes is a downright chore, but if you don't pick up some slack I'm afraid I just can't see myself stickin' around. I just can't be seen with someone so... flaky. It's a self-respect thing, darlin', I don't expect you to understand.

You've been nothin' but a disappointment so far, Mun, so just try a little harder to do right by me and we won't have to have any more o' these little talks, mmm?

Comments

[mom_ler]

It's expensive stuff. You know how it is.

[squeak_squeaker]

That's just like what Yzma always says! 'Krrrroooonk darrrling,' That's how she talks.

And then she goes, 'Krrrrroooonk this featherrred hat costs morrrre than you do.'

You ladies would really get along!

[mom_ler]

She sounds charmin'.

[She sounds atrocious.]

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh yeah! She's just like you, only even older and-

[Kronk, why did you say even?] I mean...uhh. You're my age and she's older.

[mom_ler]

...Even older, huh.

[Uh-oh. That's not a good smile...]

[squeak_squeaker]

...yeah. And not as beautiful. [Tugging at his shirt, nervous. What! It was all true? Kronk didn't tell lies.]