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[slyest]

And here I thought myself forgotten by the vagaries of a limited mind with a meager attention span.

What would you do with me now, I wonder? Have you any idea, or do you mean to be as haphazard as you were previously?

Either way, it matters little. You will eventually turn your focus to your human fool and I shall go about my way unhindered. For now, this arrangement may stand as it is.

Comments

[slyest]

Now where would the fun in that be?

[ Oh dear, Stark's disappointment. How ever shall he live with such a heavy burden? ]

[slyest]

[ Don't flatter yourself, Stark. Once hardly counts as favored. ]

Consider it more in keeping with an observation. Subservience does suit you. I doubt you've the capacity for anything else.

[slyest]

You presume an importance you do not possess, Stark.

[ He knows this may be hard to accept, but his world does not, in fact, revolve around you, Tony. ]

[slyest]

I suspect there's a common theme where you're concerned, subjective or not.

[ Magic, man. It's all down to the magic. ]

[subecho]

A captive prince may keep his dignity, brother. Take comfort in it.

[slyest]

I am hardly captive, Thor. And I'll not be so easily brought to heel.

[subecho]

It would take a mighty heel and a better boot to bring you down. This much is truth as we both know it.

[slyest]

Is there reason for this clumsy attempt at flattery? Or have you simply been partaking of too much mead again?

[subecho]

The flattery belongs to brave Volstagg. I imagined you under his heel. He might yet see you there, once you've been delivered trussed to Asgard.

[slyest]

Try though you might, your skill at jesting still leaves much to be desired.

[subecho]

If you will not have words of me, brother, I am left with fist, hammer and very green friends.

[liftme]

[don't worry what your mun does loki!!!

you'll never be able to lift him either way c:]

[slyest]

[ Loki's gotten over that brief moment of idiocy when he tried to lift you, Mjolnir. By now, Thor's stupidity has probably infected you. ]

[lunging]

I don't imagine any being in the Nine Realms holds an attention span you would be inclined not to insult.

[slyest]

There may be one or two. Wonders purportedly never cease.

[lunging]

[CAVE OF WONDERS. BRING ME THE DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH.]

Really? Can you name them or is that a hypocrit—hypo—...hypothetical sort of statement?

[slyest]

[ There's a magic carpet and a whole new world in it for you if you can manage to find that diamond. ]

I might be able to do so. Why? Are you curious?

[lunging]

[oh your dad's beard don't give him that face...]

Why ask if I wasn't actually curious?

[slyest]

[ Would you prefer something mopier? It may surprise you, but he can do mopier. ]

Why does anyone do anything? I cannot claim to know the motivations of others. Perhaps you simply wish to make idle conversation.

[lunging]

[That's manipulative, hdu!]

I—[stop talking Fandral]—would imagine speaking for another would be rather impossible.

[shhh]

Can you speak for your own motivations?

[welp]

[getinline]

I think what you need is a nice long vacation. [Preferably somewhere several galaxies away.]