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And here I thought myself forgotten by the vagaries of a limited mind with a meager attention span.

What would you do with me now, I wonder? Have you any idea, or do you mean to be as haphazard as you were previously?

Either way, it matters little. You will eventually turn your focus to your human fool and I shall go about my way unhindered. For now, this arrangement may stand as it is.

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Now where would the fun in that be?

[ Oh dear, Stark's disappointment. How ever shall he live with such a heavy burden? ]

[ Don't flatter yourself, Stark. Once hardly counts as favored. ]

Consider it more in keeping with an observation. Subservience does suit you. I doubt you've the capacity for anything else.

You presume an importance you do not possess, Stark.

[ He knows this may be hard to accept, but his world does not, in fact, revolve around you, Tony. ]

I suspect there's a common theme where you're concerned, subjective or not.

[ Magic, man. It's all down to the magic. ]

A captive prince may keep his dignity, brother. Take comfort in it.

[ ~~I'm on my phone, I COMPLETELY understand.~~ ]

That is glaringly apparent.

[ You only say that because you don't understand magic. ]

I am hardly captive, Thor. And I'll not be so easily brought to heel.

It would take a mighty heel and a better boot to bring you down. This much is truth as we both know it.

Is there reason for this clumsy attempt at flattery? Or have you simply been partaking of too much mead again?

The flattery belongs to brave Volstagg. I imagined you under his heel. He might yet see you there, once you've been delivered trussed to Asgard.

Does not your precious science term such uniqueness a mutation? Perhaps my understanding of the Midgardian vernacular is incorrect, but I was under the impression that such classification is hardly complimentary.

[ News at 11. Loki's an asshole. ]

Try though you might, your skill at jesting still leaves much to be desired.

[ Of course he's right, you unmitigated fool. He's a god. He knows what he's talking about. ]

And naturally you would revel in it.

[ Loki knows what it's like to be part of the freakshow, buddy. He's just terribly unimpressed by your attempts to be the ringleader. ]

If you will not have words of me, brother, I am left with fist, hammer and very green friends.

Is that meant to be a threat, Thor? You'll find it somewhat ineffective if that's the case. Though if there are words you wish to have with me, you've my leave to express them. I may even find it in myself to listen, if you prove eloquent enough.

[don't worry what your mun does loki!!!

you'll never be able to lift him either way c:]

[ Loki's gotten over that brief moment of idiocy when he tried to lift you, Mjolnir. By now, Thor's stupidity has probably infected you. ]

You are, for all your world sieges and your... flying creatures... and your unwillingness to forge a helm that fits man better than beast - you are my brother. I only meant to know your health.

I suspect there's a point at which you're trying desperately to arrive. Perhaps it would behoove you to reach it before my patience runs out.

[ These implications, he does not appreciate them, Mr. Stark. ]

Don't start on the damn helmet again.

[ It's peevish and exasperated, and just for a second, it's almost like he's his brother again. Pity it only lasts a second. ]

I don't regret to disappoint you that my health is fine.

[ Wait, you mean you actually wanted to win? How naive are you? ]

Having a point to one's words qualifies as brilliance among humans? No wonder your species is beyond salvaging.

As is mine, if you had that care.

[ Because Loki, the secret Disney Princess, certainly must have. ]

Have no worry. We have found your helm purpose. It makes a sturdy cape hanger, and good Sif can sharpen arrows on the tip of one horn, and good Volstagg can quell the itch upon his back on the other.

[ For all that he doesn't think very highly of humans in general and Tony in particular, there's very real disappointment in his voice now. ]

Are there truly none among you capable of seeing beyond the blatantly obvious?

[ It's possible he could be more unimpressed. Unlikely, but possible. ]

Congratulations, Thor. You've discovered how to recycle trash.

[ The poor, doomed human race. ]

You'll find out eventually. I shouldn't want to spoil the surprise.

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