Mun just saw an ad for Resident Evil Retribution. He isn't pleased. Muse is a bit more indifferent

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Haven't we suffered through enough of Anderson's fan-fic? I get that he loves his wife. That's cool and all. But... just one bad movie after the other... when will people stop watching it?

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I try not to. I spend most of my down time watching sci-fi movies and sleeping. ...The old and hilariously bad sci-fi movies.

I've tried to, and he's getting better about it at least. I chalk it up to an ex-friend of his. She had nothing but hatred for the movies and everything to do with them. Since they lost contact he's become a lot less crazy. ...That's not saying much though.

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You're lucky. My lady -- as in, my mundane lady, not my lady-lady -- considers watching my newest cartoon iteration and pointing out its flaws her new pastimes. 'Course, she doesn't get angry over it or have me engage in public put-downs.

...Old and hilariously bad sci-fi movies -- pluuuuuuuus all this "bad porn" that you so inconsiderately let your younger sister discover? [/TROLL. FOREVER.]

Take it from me, you do not know crazy until you've been to my side of town. ...Then again, Albert's a close call, I'll give your games that.

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There were so many things wrong with that relationship that it's remarkable how normal he's become. He's a good guy, if a little... odd.

[Facepalm. Between you and Claire, he's going to have a dent in his forehead.] I. Don't. Watch. Porn. Period. End of discussion.

One of the guys in my head is actually acquainted with you. Magneto. Yeah. I know crazy. And I'm sorry you have to deal with guys like him.

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The best ones are, buddy. Normal is so overrated, let me tell ya.

[Despite the mask, he's managing to give you a Look. Denial? What is that?] Lying's one thing, but seriously, man, you let your baby sister see that crap? Fore-shame.

Ahhh, Maggy. Yeah, he's always good for a melodramatic trope or three.

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Okay to be totally fair? He didn't let me see it. I just question his tastes when most of the girls are blond in jump suits...Like that Nina Williams.

*shifty eyes* ... *is actually a huge Tekken fan* >.>

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[And another facepalm.] That was Jill. My long time partner who got kidnapped and brainwashed. [He then proceeds to bonk Claire on the head.]

Trust me when I say this kid only gets better as he gets normal. Been through Hell with his father. And yeah, he's... always up for a speech or two, huh? I think he missed his calling as a Shakespearean actor.

[ridewithdestiny]

...you keep videos of Jill on your computer? I think you need to reassess your life choices, Chris.

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[And another bonk is coming at your noggin, sis.]

See what I put up with?

[thwip_it]

[Have another Look.] You're talking to bona fide a nerd, guy. I know who Jill Valentine is. [PLUS THERE WAS THAT WHOLE MARVEL VS CAPCOM THING -- GOSH, CHRIS, PETER'S NOT STILL IN THE SIXTIES.]

And a bit of advice -- the whole brainwashing thing? Sensitive topic -- for anyone sane, at least. Watch who you go telling that to, for her sake.

[Yes, that might have been a semi-serious moment on his behalf. Try not to faint, anyone.]

[punches_boulders]

[Considering the mask? He can't really get that look. Besides, he wasn't sure how many people take MvC3 into account. ...And his mun forgot about it temporarily.]

Ah, well... that's good, I guess.

[Chris sighs a bit.] Yeah, I know. It doesn't even feel real to me yet. I'm still getting over the shock of her still being alive.

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[Use your imagination, bro. This mask has a full range of emotional expression in Comic Book Land, tyvm.]

Well, she did go over a cliff side. Next to being caught in an explosion and never found, that's the most obvious chance for a "shocking" return. [Yes, he did the air-quotes.]