Mun just saw an ad for Resident Evil Retribution. He isn't pleased. Muse is a bit more indifferent

[punches_boulders]

Haven't we suffered through enough of Anderson's fan-fic? I get that he loves his wife. That's cool and all. But... just one bad movie after the other... when will people stop watching it?

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[weaponmadeperfect]

Ugh really! [Sherry hates those movies because really Alice is a poor imitation of herself and Wesker.] And really the Movie Chris? So not cool enough to be a Redfield.

[punches_boulders]

[Have an awkward stare for a minute. Chris doesn't know who the heck you are, despite having talked to a younger version earlier in the week.]

I wouldn't know. ...I'm sorry, do I know you?

[weaponmadeperfect]

[And the mun's so sorry about the older version. little one waves hi though]

Kinda, well at least I know of you. [She gives a small grin] Apparently you get to meet me canonly in the new game. [Oh how this version loves WTFing castmates]

[punches_boulders]

Oh, um, okay. [Chris waves back at the little Sherry, still not making the connection.]

...I really should know your name, but for the life of me I can't think of it. I'm sorry...

[weaponmadeperfect]

Let's just say I"m a good friend of Claire's. [Holds out her hand.] Sherry.

[punches_boulders]

[Just takes a moment to process it.]

Huh. This place is very odd. A couple days ago, you were like... six. Gives a whole new meaning to 'kids grow up so fast'...

[weaponmadeperfect]

Yeah... This place is like that. Guess I just adjust because you have to be adaptable to live in my mun's head.

And more like thirteen... I was small for my age okay?

[punches_boulders]

I hear that.

I'm a horrible judge of age.

[weaponmadeperfect]

You don't happen to have the younger version of yourself in there do you? Because that would be a little creepy.

Aw can't be that bad Red. Can ya? [Grinning brightly obviously just having some fun.]

[ridewithdestiny]

That's a little harsh, isn't it? I mean it's entertainment and it's what's selling.

I'd watch it.

[punches_boulders]

I lost interest after the second movie. [Totally not because Alice was constantly upstaging Jill. Totally.]

I watch the Scream movies for comedy. Somehow those movies are a little awkward with the names of friends and family and stuff.

[ridewithdestiny]

Still pretty harsh. I mean, you don't have to like it, Chris. Don't need to put down other people's enjoyment of entertainment. I mean I enjoyed Rubber and believe me when I say that no one likes Rubber.

[She quirks a brow] Awkward like the bad porn movies you keep in your closet?

[punches_boulders]

I'm not the one that wants to burn all copies of the movies and erase them from history. ...That task falls to one of my mun's friends. Just stating an opinion. If you like it, more power to ya, sis.

[Facepalm.] I do not have 'bad porn movies' in my closet or any other room for that matter.

[Processing... wait a sec... that's not how he meant to say it...]

[ridewithdestiny]

I'd like to think that you could try the "total global de-saturation" of Resident Evil films, but at least movie Chris didn't forget his gun when walking into the mansion for the first time.

[She smirks] Oh so there is good porn movies in your closet or other rooms of the house? Good to know. I'll be sure to offhandedly mention that to Jill next time I see her.

[punches_boulders]

[Shifty eyes.] I was flustered and chased by zombie dogs. I dropped it.

[Groans and hits his head on a nearby wall.] That's not what I meant and you know it. I don't keep porn.

[Yes, Chris. Keep digging yourself deeper.]

[ridewithdestiny]

You were part of a special task force when you worked for the RCPD. Aren't you supposed to expect the unexpected and not get flustered? [Oh Chris.] On top of that you are an ex-air force officer so... what's up with that?

You act like I've never gone into your bedroom before or checked the browser history on your computer. [She laughs]

[punches_boulders]

We didn't exactly plan for being chased by undead dogs or finding guns with hands still hanging onto 'em. With the obvious exception of Wesker, I was the most composed of the group.

[Continues to pound his head against the wall.] I don't look at porn. You'd think I would know better than to argue with you at this point.

[ridewithdestiny]

You don't exactly plan for anything. I mean, I didn't exactly plan on letting my bike get nuked but I had to stay calm so I could find you. [She pauses.] I really miss that bike.

Also I think Barry was pretty composed to, for making sandwich comments.

Uh-huh. I believe you. And I don't have an extensive toy collection. [She crosses her arms, grinning to herself. Go ahead Chris. Play this game with her she knows how to get under your skin.]

[punches_boulders]

That's the thing. We do now. [He ruffles her hair slightly.] One of these summers I'll get you another fix'er-upper.

I don't think Barry has ever been composed, so he doesn't really count.

[He stops head banging, long enough to shudder and give Claire a look of "WHY!?"]

...Okay, look. I don't care what you do in your free time, so long as you're safe and don't date anybody too douchey... [Hardest thing he's ever had to say. He doesn't want to acknowledge that she's an adult and has every right to be sexually-active.] Just please... PLEASE don't tell me about it...

[ridewithdestiny]

Wait so hold on a moment. Instead of just buying me a new bike you're going to make me build the whole thing again? That's harsh, bro.

[She can't help but laugh. And hard.] You honestly think I'd tell you about something like that? I was talking about my old doll collection.

Besides, I don't date much right now. Too busy saving the world. [She winks.]

[punches_boulders]

Hey, I may work for an agency with UN backing, but I can't afford a brand new bike. I'll even help ya with it.

[Chris just sighs the sigh of all sighs. Sigh.] At this point, I wouldn't be surprised by anything. ...You still have those old things?

Good. That's one less thing I have to worry about... at least I don't have to worry about you and Leon getting together. [Small smirk here.]

[ridewithdestiny]

Some how I find this hard to believe. [She points at him.]

No, I mean I've lost them in a few moves. Moving from military bases, to houses, to college dorms, to apartments? I think I've lost a lot of things. I still haven't unpacked my stuff in my new place.

Hey, we could save the world together. What then, Mr. Over Protective?

[punches_boulders]

The training is mandatory for the job, and is twice as effective as any gym. I don't pay for that.

I'm... I'm sorry, sis. You shouldn't have to bounce from place to place like that.

Don't get me wrong, Leon's a good guy. He's just... too much of a flirt. You deserve better.

[ridewithdestiny]

I never said anything about training. [She shrugs.] Just that I find it hard to believe that with all the work you do? You don't have enough saved up to buy a new car by now.

You don't get to stay still when you're making sure the world is safe from bio-terrorism. You fight the terrorists, I'll make sure the kids are all right.

I think better is subjective.

[punches_boulders]

[Chris goes silent for a while before draping an arm around her shoulders.]

You have no idea how proud I am of you, Claire.

Maybe. But the point stands. You deserve only the best.

[ridewithdestiny]

Thanks, Chris. I try.

[thwip_it]

How about you go take it all out on a boulder, big guy? Bet you'll feel loads better.

...Actually, all you'll probably feel are broken fingers, but hey, on the plus side, that's not anger.

Whatever works.

[punches_boulders]

I'm not mad about it... just... annoyed. How would you feel if people made movies using your friend's and family's names and then made them look like complete douches?

If anyone's mad, it's my mun. I once listened to him rant to a friend about all the little insignificant details the movies got wrong for half an hour. The first time I've seen him have that kind of reaction, and I still think he's an idiot for getting that mad over a movie.

[thwip_it]

They've actually already done that. Ever watch the Disney Channel?

Eh, tell him stuff happens. Just use it for a good laugh, if he hates it that much.

[punches_boulders]

I try not to. I spend most of my down time watching sci-fi movies and sleeping. ...The old and hilariously bad sci-fi movies.

I've tried to, and he's getting better about it at least. I chalk it up to an ex-friend of his. She had nothing but hatred for the movies and everything to do with them. Since they lost contact he's become a lot less crazy. ...That's not saying much though.

[thwip_it]

You're lucky. My lady -- as in, my mundane lady, not my lady-lady -- considers watching my newest cartoon iteration and pointing out its flaws her new pastimes. 'Course, she doesn't get angry over it or have me engage in public put-downs.

...Old and hilariously bad sci-fi movies -- pluuuuuuuus all this "bad porn" that you so inconsiderately let your younger sister discover? [/TROLL. FOREVER.]

Take it from me, you do not know crazy until you've been to my side of town. ...Then again, Albert's a close call, I'll give your games that.

[punches_boulders]

There were so many things wrong with that relationship that it's remarkable how normal he's become. He's a good guy, if a little... odd.

[Facepalm. Between you and Claire, he's going to have a dent in his forehead.] I. Don't. Watch. Porn. Period. End of discussion.

One of the guys in my head is actually acquainted with you. Magneto. Yeah. I know crazy. And I'm sorry you have to deal with guys like him.

[thwip_it]

The best ones are, buddy. Normal is so overrated, let me tell ya.

[Despite the mask, he's managing to give you a Look. Denial? What is that?] Lying's one thing, but seriously, man, you let your baby sister see that crap? Fore-shame.

Ahhh, Maggy. Yeah, he's always good for a melodramatic trope or three.

[ridewithdestiny]

Okay to be totally fair? He didn't let me see it. I just question his tastes when most of the girls are blond in jump suits...Like that Nina Williams.

*shifty eyes* ... *is actually a huge Tekken fan* >.>

[punches_boulders]

[And another facepalm.] That was Jill. My long time partner who got kidnapped and brainwashed. [He then proceeds to bonk Claire on the head.]

Trust me when I say this kid only gets better as he gets normal. Been through Hell with his father. And yeah, he's... always up for a speech or two, huh? I think he missed his calling as a Shakespearean actor.

[ridewithdestiny]

...you keep videos of Jill on your computer? I think you need to reassess your life choices, Chris.

[punches_boulders]

[And another bonk is coming at your noggin, sis.]

See what I put up with?

[thwip_it]

[Have another Look.] You're talking to bona fide a nerd, guy. I know who Jill Valentine is. [PLUS THERE WAS THAT WHOLE MARVEL VS CAPCOM THING -- GOSH, CHRIS, PETER'S NOT STILL IN THE SIXTIES.]

And a bit of advice -- the whole brainwashing thing? Sensitive topic -- for anyone sane, at least. Watch who you go telling that to, for her sake.

[Yes, that might have been a semi-serious moment on his behalf. Try not to faint, anyone.]

[punches_boulders]

[Considering the mask? He can't really get that look. Besides, he wasn't sure how many people take MvC3 into account. ...And his mun forgot about it temporarily.]

Ah, well... that's good, I guess.

[Chris sighs a bit.] Yeah, I know. It doesn't even feel real to me yet. I'm still getting over the shock of her still being alive.

[thwip_it]

[Use your imagination, bro. This mask has a full range of emotional expression in Comic Book Land, tyvm.]

Well, she did go over a cliff side. Next to being caught in an explosion and never found, that's the most obvious chance for a "shocking" return. [Yes, he did the air-quotes.]