homeless & looking [canon is haiyore! nyaruko-san]

[abmoemination]

Hey mun, you really know how to sell me, don't you?♥ With an username like this, Mahiro-san won't be able to resist me. Protagonists always fall madly in love with moe. His heart will be all mine and then I'll become pregnant with his baby and--[ pausing. ]

What do you mean I won't be able to have his child wherever I go?! [ this is the most horrifying thing in the world at first, but then it clicks in her mind. ] Does that mean we can express our love as much as we want without any consequences. Oh mun, you do know me♥

[ the hearts all start to pop in mid-air as the horror sets right back in. ]

W-Wait, what do you mean I'm from an obscure canon?! It just aired this year! This place should be full of friends and fans all willing to throw themselves at my feet. [ tugging at the side of her face. ] I can't go to a game without Mahiro-san! What kind of fiend sends a heroine from a route that's hit it's true end to a place without the other half?! Azathoth may watch over Mahiro-san in my absence, but what if some other girl places her disgusting fleshy fingers all over his youthful body?! I'm going to have to ditch the R'lyeh express water taxi in favor of a nice boat!

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[impulsives]

[And then someone is shoved to interact with her.]

...HEY! I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH ON MY PLATE AL-

[...Before he actually noticed the girl.

Uh.]

Hi?

[abmoemination]

[ it's a foreign new boy!
so she's just going to peer suspiciously at him. ]

That kind of greeting doesn't have enough 'oomph' in it! By my brilliant deduction skills--[ she says as she taps the side of her head. ]--this means you must be a brooder.

[impulsives]

...What? NO!

[He hasn't been brooding ever since-

...Okay, maybe a few times, really.]

[second_destiny]

[Staring.]

What. Just...what.

[abmoemination]

[ golden hair. all over the place. ]

Oi, you must be related to Hastur too, huh? [ this face all the time. ] You can't have what belongs to me, so shoo.

[second_destiny]

Related to whom? What?

[He just looks even more bewildered.]

I've got no idea what you're talking about.

[old_one_hero]

Oh hey another person from that universe. Are you an alien too or are you actually just a human girl?

[abmoemination]

[ oh man. ] While my heart belongs to that of a human boy, that doesn't make me human! I had to come to this planet to buy all of the animanga I possibly could protect Mahiro-san!

[old_one_hero]

I'm just asking, I can't tell what you guys are since you all look like humans.

[very_much_an_otaku]

Actually, I think the moe appeal may be going out the door, soon. The trend could be changing.

[abmoemination]

WHAAAAAAAAT???

Just when I was starting to settle into this name and everything!

[very_much_an_otaku]

H-hey, calm down, alright? It's only starting to change. I'm getting tired of watching the same old thing. I know what the next trend will be.

Older, married women!

I remade this account specifically to comment on this post

[tensiongauge]

Great, just what the world needed. Another love-obsessed otaku.

GOOD. BECAUSE THIS IS GOOD.

[abmoemination]

And who are you to place judgment on me, hm?!

[tensiongauge]

I think a Dark Hero is a good enough position to judge others! I'm not supposed to be nice!

Besides, It's bad enough I already have to deal with one! My mun pushed me here for reasons I don't even know!

let me profess my undying love(craft) to you♥

[doncalamari]

I can understand your concern quite exceptionally, my dear. My current placement has divided me from my family and others to which I deeply care for as well.
[He smirks a little]
If I were presently capable of communication with my father, I would certainly ask of him to watch over your beloved in your name.

Also I must note, my Mundane is quite abundantly pleased to see another instance of you here. Your canon is one of the few Japanese animation programs she has enjoyed exponentially in the past several years, for somewhat obvious reasons.

only if I may do the same to you♥

[abmoemination]

It's so terribly unfair to be taken away from all that I love and want in the human world. [ is that sniffling fake? might be hard to tell with all of this dramatic flair. ] This mun will pay for doing this to me...

[ weh, weh. ]

You're not able to communicate with your father? [ that's so sad too... right?? ] I thought this was going to be lots of fun, but it's turning out to be lots of heartache!

It seems all muns are alike... Even my own thinks the same. [ sniff. ] Something about interesting twists, but I think that's lewd.

you may do so unquestionably, my dear~♥

[doncalamari]

[He gently pats her on the head]

I fully sympathize, dear girl. There are many on Earth whom I constantly worry for also.
But I'm afraid there's little use in fretting over such dilemmas in our current position, or believing that all Mundanes are particularly cruel.
There are many who love their muses quite tremendously, despite how much they may indeed put us through the wire.

[thousand_curses]

Hm.

You know, I think I like you better than the other one.

[abmoemination]

What's there not to love about me? [ smoochy face. ]

[thousand_curses]

Adorable.

Now, I'm confused, though. Are you another one of his Masks, or just some related person?

[viraltentacles]

An obscure canon is one that not many people know of. Thus if it had only came out this year then not many people would know about it.

[abmoemination]

That's not fair at all. There are plenty of canons that are popular upon release. Although those usually have to do with stupid magical girl teams. If only I had been advertised as such!

[kuko]

I will throw myself at your feet~

[abmoemination]

Who the hell invited you to this post? This is my mun's fault, isn't it? I bet it is. There's plenty of evidence to support this!