homeless & looking [canon is haiyore! nyaruko-san]

[abmoemination]

Hey mun, you really know how to sell me, don't you?♥ With an username like this, Mahiro-san won't be able to resist me. Protagonists always fall madly in love with moe. His heart will be all mine and then I'll become pregnant with his baby and--[ pausing. ]

What do you mean I won't be able to have his child wherever I go?! [ this is the most horrifying thing in the world at first, but then it clicks in her mind. ] Does that mean we can express our love as much as we want without any consequences. Oh mun, you do know me♥

[ the hearts all start to pop in mid-air as the horror sets right back in. ]

W-Wait, what do you mean I'm from an obscure canon?! It just aired this year! This place should be full of friends and fans all willing to throw themselves at my feet. [ tugging at the side of her face. ] I can't go to a game without Mahiro-san! What kind of fiend sends a heroine from a route that's hit it's true end to a place without the other half?! Azathoth may watch over Mahiro-san in my absence, but what if some other girl places her disgusting fleshy fingers all over his youthful body?! I'm going to have to ditch the R'lyeh express water taxi in favor of a nice boat!

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[impulsives]

[And then someone is shoved to interact with her.]

...HEY! I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH ON MY PLATE AL-

[...Before he actually noticed the girl.

Uh.]

Hi?

[abmoemination]

[ it's a foreign new boy!
so she's just going to peer suspiciously at him. ]

That kind of greeting doesn't have enough 'oomph' in it! By my brilliant deduction skills--[ she says as she taps the side of her head. ]--this means you must be a brooder.

[second_destiny]

[Staring.]

What. Just...what.

[abmoemination]

[ golden hair. all over the place. ]

Oi, you must be related to Hastur too, huh? [ this face all the time. ] You can't have what belongs to me, so shoo.

[second_destiny]

Related to whom? What?

[He just looks even more bewildered.]

I've got no idea what you're talking about.

[impulsives]

...What? NO!

[He hasn't been brooding ever since-

...Okay, maybe a few times, really.]

[abmoemination]

Whaaaat? [ look at that sentient ahoge swishing back and forth in thought. ] You've never heard of that runt?

[ this is her chance! ]

Then you're in luck 'cause I'm the best!

[second_destiny]

...What? How are those two things even related?

[abmoemination]

Dark hair, red eyes... Yup, you fit the archetype.

[ a confident nod. ]

Bet there's even an entire arc without you because you brood so much you've fallen into a support role.

[abmoemination]

Because Hastur is always trying to take Mahiro-san from me, but that's not going to happen. Not here. Not ever.

[ wait didn't he ask another question? it'd be rude to not answer otherwise. ]

It's not every day you meet a star like me!

[impulsives]

Aaah, you're an Otaku, huh.

[Well, he can probably guess that from a few lines so far.]

[second_destiny]

...Uh. Right.

[Based on what he's seen, though, he suspects this Mahiro would be better off with this girl's rival...if that's even the case.]

...A star? I've never seen you before.

[abmoemination]

I collect just a little bit on the side.

[ she sure is. ]

Can't let it distract me from what's important and that's having thousands of grandchildren with Mahiro-san!

[abmoemination]

[ suddenly dropping to her knees. ]

So c-cruel to a girl you only just met... [ sniffle sob sniffle. ]

[impulsives]

...Even if he's not a human, I don't think a guy can handle that many grandchildren.

[He's thanking the gods above that he doesn't a girlfriend like this.]

[abmoemination]

[ suddenly dark and foreboding: ] He has no choice in the matter.

[ but she's quick to the smile shortly after. ]

That's just how many will occur due to our passionate feelings for each other. He won't be able to resist me♥

[old_one_hero]

Oh hey another person from that universe. Are you an alien too or are you actually just a human girl?

[second_destiny]

Whoa, whoa, hey! I-I didn't mean to get you upset!

[abmoemination]

[ oh man. ] While my heart belongs to that of a human boy, that doesn't make me human! I had to come to this planet to buy all of the animanga I possibly could protect Mahiro-san!

[impulsives]

. . .

[no comment there, he's definitely feeling lucky now.]

. . . In short, you're the yandere otaku out to get an unwitting guy's heart.

[abmoemination]

There's only one way to make a girl stop crying...













[ flatly: ] And that's to buy her a limited edition first release game. Then watch her play it while she's in her birthday suit and take lots of sexy photos for Mahiro-san!

[abmoemination]

You really should do your research before accusing someone of being yandere! Just because I'm the Crawling Chaos doesn't mean I would hurt a fly.

[ just that stupid cthuko but that's because she's always pouncing on her... ]

[second_destiny]

Wh-wh-WHAAAAT?! You've got to be kidding! How could you even think of something like that?!

[abmoemination]

So you rather I just cry the entire time I'm here? My first post and you have me in tears... You should be ashamed!

[second_destiny]

But what you suggested is downright indecent! And besides, I don't even know what I said specifically to cause this!

[He's a bit dense. Please forgive him.]