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The Sole Wielder of Mahiro's Purity, Nyaruko-san❤ ([personal profile] abmoemination) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-08-06 10:32 am

homeless & looking [canon is haiyore! nyaruko-san]

Hey mun, you really know how to sell me, don't you?♥ With an username like this, Mahiro-san won't be able to resist me. Protagonists always fall madly in love with moe. His heart will be all mine and then I'll become pregnant with his baby and--[ pausing. ]

What do you mean I won't be able to have his child wherever I go?! [ this is the most horrifying thing in the world at first, but then it clicks in her mind. ] Does that mean we can express our love as much as we want without any consequences. Oh mun, you do know me♥

[ the hearts all start to pop in mid-air as the horror sets right back in. ]

W-Wait, what do you mean I'm from an obscure canon?! It just aired this year! This place should be full of friends and fans all willing to throw themselves at my feet. [ tugging at the side of her face. ] I can't go to a game without Mahiro-san! What kind of fiend sends a heroine from a route that's hit it's true end to a place without the other half?! Azathoth may watch over Mahiro-san in my absence, but what if some other girl places her disgusting fleshy fingers all over his youthful body?! I'm going to have to ditch the R'lyeh express water taxi in favor of a nice boat!
impulsives: (Shinn | Listening)

[personal profile] impulsives 2012-08-06 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[And then someone is shoved to interact with her.]

...HEY! I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH ON MY PLATE AL-

[...Before he actually noticed the girl.

Uh.]


Hi?
second_destiny: (What goes where?)

[personal profile] second_destiny 2012-08-06 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Staring.]

What. Just...what.
second_destiny: (Bwuh?)

[personal profile] second_destiny 2012-08-06 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Related to whom? What?

[He just looks even more bewildered.]

I've got no idea what you're talking about.
impulsives: (Shinn | Surprised)

[personal profile] impulsives 2012-08-06 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...What? NO!

[He hasn't been brooding ever since-

...Okay, maybe a few times, really.]
second_destiny: (What goes where?)

[personal profile] second_destiny 2012-08-06 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
...What? How are those two things even related?
impulsives: (Shinn | Smug)

[personal profile] impulsives 2012-08-06 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaah, you're an Otaku, huh.

[Well, he can probably guess that from a few lines so far.]
Edited (I can words) 2012-08-06 16:06 (UTC)
second_destiny: (Bwuh?)

[personal profile] second_destiny 2012-08-06 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...Uh. Right.

[Based on what he's seen, though, he suspects this Mahiro would be better off with this girl's rival...if that's even the case.]

...A star? I've never seen you before.
impulsives: (Shinn | Surprise apparent)

[personal profile] impulsives 2012-08-06 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
...Even if he's not a human, I don't think a guy can handle that many grandchildren.

[He's thanking the gods above that he doesn't a girlfriend like this.]
old_one_hero: (Hero indeed)

[personal profile] old_one_hero 2012-08-06 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh hey another person from that universe. Are you an alien too or are you actually just a human girl?
second_destiny: (What goes where?)

[personal profile] second_destiny 2012-08-06 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa, whoa, hey! I-I didn't mean to get you upset!
impulsives: (Shinn | Cocky confidence)

[personal profile] impulsives 2012-08-06 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
. . .

[no comment there, he's definitely feeling lucky now.]

. . . In short, you're the yandere otaku out to get an unwitting guy's heart.
Edited 2012-08-06 16:18 (UTC)
second_destiny: (What goes where?)

[personal profile] second_destiny 2012-08-06 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Wh-wh-WHAAAAT?! You've got to be kidding! How could you even think of something like that?!
second_destiny: (What goes where?)

[personal profile] second_destiny 2012-08-06 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
But what you suggested is downright indecent! And besides, I don't even know what I said specifically to cause this!

[He's a bit dense. Please forgive him.]

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