Homeless- voice test

[scarabvoices]

Why do you always do this, Mun? You see something shiny, and you jump on it like some sort of cat.

Granted, you're at least up to date on the show, but that's what? 2 and 7 for you, now? Those aren't good numbers, hermano. Do you have any idea what you're gonna do with me? Yeah, you promise to find games and stuff, but how often does that really happen?

They're useless to you. ELIMINATE THEM!

....Do you even think about what you say, sometimes? We can't "eliminate" them. We live inside their head.

Irrelevant. Someone better will come along.

Dude. Shut up!

OOC: Anything in This text indicates the Scarab talking, and can only be heard by Jaime.

Comments

[crashingthemode]

Uh, problems?

Bart! <3 I was seriously having problems trying to figure out which of the two I wanted to play.

[scarabvoices]

Nah, not really. The person pulling the strings is just sort of fickle. They like our show, but I'm scared they're gonna see something new and forget all about us.

Same here but since I have a fondness for speedsters

[crashingthemode]

They can't do that! We haven't crashed the mode yet!

[scarabvoices]

Crashed the what?

[peckish4action]

*... sorry. Nightwing here will rub his mouth a bit. Trying not to laugh.*

[scarabvoices]

...What?

[peckish4action]

*hands raised, placating*

Hey, hey. For one thing, I can approve of standing your ground against eliminating people. On general principle.

[scarabvoices]

...Yeah. It's really annoying because that's the bulk of what it mostly wants to do.

[Hold the phone.] You can hear it, ese?

[gets_lapped]

[Jaime, why you act so weird?]

Yeah, eliminating your mun is probably a bad idea.

[scarabvoices]

[BLAME THE VOICES NO ONE ELSE CAN HEAR!]

I'm not gonna!

[gets_lapped]

[But he can't hear them so he'll just think you're a strange one.]

That's good to know. Besides, I'm not even sure it's possible.

[scarabvoices]

[No1 no his pain :(]

It's improbable. Not impossible. Perhaps a neural overload could do it. Perhaps you could "talk" to him. He'll think he's insane.

I'll show you insane. [He'll just freeze up, here.]

H-hehe. Of course it isn't possible.

[deusrexmachina]

Que...huh? Dude, who the heck are you even talking to? And I don't mean your mun.

[scarabvoices]

Who says that's not who I was talking to, ese?

[deusrexmachina]

Uh, because that totally makes no sense? The whole "we" thing implies that it's you and someone else in your mun's head. Besides, your mun can't live in their own head. That doesn't make any sense either!

[scarabvoices]

U-uh, the royal "we"!

You are an idiot.

Shut up!

[materialgirl]

Pssht, please. There's nothing wrong with making a grab for something shiny and new.

Speaking of which, are you like, looking at any games right now, hot stuff?

[scarabvoices]

You say that now. Wait 'til it happens to you.

He was looking at Cape and Cowl, but they already have a "me" from the comics. Not gonna crash that party, even if it is an alternate version.

[materialgirl]

Pfft, Cape and Cowl? Why play a superhero game when you're already a superhero? Talk about tried and true. More like tired and true.

You should totally check out thewake. I'm there, so like, that's an instant bonus right there.

[wise_lil_wolf]

Who are you talking to?

I mean, that other person who isn't your mundane?

[more_afraid_of_you]

Whu- what the hell's that on you?!

[Zimmy can "see" the scarab, and it looks way too much like the whiteleg spiders for her comfort.]

[scarabvoices]

On me? Where the hell are your eyes?!

[more_afraid_of_you]

They's right here! [Pointing at her gunked-up eyes.]

Where'd you get that spider! It-it ain't one'a mine!

[arbadacarba]

"Eliminate" who?

And you're the only one talking.

[notsosubtle]

Sounds like my mun. She's always switching between wanting to find me a game or waiting for the hiatus to be over.

[Blinks and looks over his shoulder.] Is Bumblebee around? [Maybe she's super tiny at the moment and he's speaking to her.]