Homeless- voice test

[scarabvoices]

Why do you always do this, Mun? You see something shiny, and you jump on it like some sort of cat.

Granted, you're at least up to date on the show, but that's what? 2 and 7 for you, now? Those aren't good numbers, hermano. Do you have any idea what you're gonna do with me? Yeah, you promise to find games and stuff, but how often does that really happen?

They're useless to you. ELIMINATE THEM!

....Do you even think about what you say, sometimes? We can't "eliminate" them. We live inside their head.

Irrelevant. Someone better will come along.

Dude. Shut up!

OOC: Anything in This text indicates the Scarab talking, and can only be heard by Jaime.

Comments

[crashingthemode]

Uh, problems?

Bart! <3 I was seriously having problems trying to figure out which of the two I wanted to play.

[scarabvoices]

Nah, not really. The person pulling the strings is just sort of fickle. They like our show, but I'm scared they're gonna see something new and forget all about us.

Same here but since I have a fondness for speedsters

[crashingthemode]

They can't do that! We haven't crashed the mode yet!

[scarabvoices]

Crashed the what?

[peckish4action]

*... sorry. Nightwing here will rub his mouth a bit. Trying not to laugh.*

[scarabvoices]

...What?

[peckish4action]

*hands raised, placating*

Hey, hey. For one thing, I can approve of standing your ground against eliminating people. On general principle.

[scarabvoices]

...Yeah. It's really annoying because that's the bulk of what it mostly wants to do.

[Hold the phone.] You can hear it, ese?

[gets_lapped]

[Jaime, why you act so weird?]

Yeah, eliminating your mun is probably a bad idea.

[scarabvoices]

[BLAME THE VOICES NO ONE ELSE CAN HEAR!]

I'm not gonna!

[peckish4action]

Well, you were replying that you couldn't eliminate somebody whose head you live in.

*eyes narrow* Do you think that a detailed explanation on why eliminating a threat does not have to mean eliminating the person posing thee threat will help?

[gets_lapped]

[But he can't hear them so he'll just think you're a strange one.]

That's good to know. Besides, I'm not even sure it's possible.

[scarabvoices]

[No1 no his pain :(]

It's improbable. Not impossible. Perhaps a neural overload could do it. Perhaps you could "talk" to him. He'll think he's insane.

I'll show you insane. [He'll just freeze up, here.]

H-hehe. Of course it isn't possible.

[gets_lapped]

Uh, who said anything about being insane? [Wally's certainly thinking it, though.]

[scarabvoices]

[May as well...] The Scarab. The thing that gives me my abilities? It's an AI that's connected to my nervous system. It talks to me.

[gets_lapped]

So you literally do have another voice in your head. That explains things. Though, all it does is talk, right? I mean, it's not going to take over and go on a rampage or anything, is it?

[deusrexmachina]

Que...huh? Dude, who the heck are you even talking to? And I don't mean your mun.

[scarabvoices]

Si, basically. And no, it won't. At least,I hope not. I mean, Ted Kord never went on a rampage, did he?

[scarabvoices]

Who says that's not who I was talking to, ese?

[deusrexmachina]

Uh, because that totally makes no sense? The whole "we" thing implies that it's you and someone else in your mun's head. Besides, your mun can't live in their own head. That doesn't make any sense either!

[scarabvoices]

U-uh, the royal "we"!

You are an idiot.

Shut up!

[deusrexmachina]

Whoa, chillax! You don't have to be rude. If you don't wanna chat, fine.

[scarabvoices]

What? No! Hey, it's cool, hermano. Sorry.

[deusrexmachina]

[Slight eyebrow raise at the use of the word "hermano." Not used to hearing that from anyone except his own brother.]

It's kinda not?

Look, just...are you okay? I don't know you so I don't know if this is normal for you, but this is totally not normal for most other people.

[materialgirl]

Pssht, please. There's nothing wrong with making a grab for something shiny and new.

Speaking of which, are you like, looking at any games right now, hot stuff?