I need sleep

[sex_pistol]

The fuck kind of fucked up story is this? Do you see this body? This smoking hot body? Yeah, it did not give birth to some mute angel or some boy-girl soccer player.

No. Fuck you. In the immortal words of Samuel L. Jackson; go the fuck to sleep.

Comments

[heavenstime]

[ Lady you have a dirty mouth. ]

...That sounds. [ uh. ] Interesting.

[sex_pistol]

[Oh. It's on of the children in questions.]

I want a paternity test.

[heavenstime]

[ Wait a second-- ]

A what?

[sex_pistol]

For fuck sakes-

I ain't your mom, kid. And I'm gonna prove it.

[heavenstime]

I-

Uh... okay?

[ Go ahead. paternity test away. ]

Shouldn't you, well uh, know anyway?

[freelance_lonestar]

[Troll mode activate!]

I don't see any smoking hot body.

[sex_pistol]

Fuck you. Bet you can't see Shit.

[freelance_lonestar]

Actually, I've got better vision than most humans. I can see a pidgeon shitting on a statue close to half a mile off.

Right now, all I see is a bimbo.

[...Tex, stop pissing off the angel.]

[sex_pistol]

And all I see is a shitty trash can, ya fucker.

[freelance_lonestar]

A trash can that could kick your ass.

[culver]

[w h a t]

[sex_pistol]

Ah shit, its another one.

[culver]

[lady no you can't be her mom
she doesn't have a mom
as far as she knows
oh god what if you are]

[sex_pistol]

Calm your tits! Jesus, I'm not gonna bite your head off or something.

[aphrodisios]

[There is a sly smile on his face as he speaks.]

There's no need to be so vulgar about your distaste. After all, it's not like it is something you should feel so irate about.

['But I can't help but wonder to what extent this could be more than a mundane's meddle, yet I do not know if I wish to actually find out.']

Of course, you can doubt my words and keep your anger. I don't think however that there is any shame in being a umma.

[Or kaasan or haha or any other language equivalent to the maternal parent.]

[sex_pistol]

The fuck did you just call me?

[aphrodisios]

[Afuro just smiles at her response, idly running one of his hands from the top of his head down through his waist length blonde hair, before answering slowly yet bluntly.]

...Umma.

[Does he state that it's Korean? Yes/No... No.]

[ptooey]

I am so relieved I don't fall into either of those categories.

[sex_pistol]

Me too. I do not need anymore little shits running around.

[ptooey]

..What did you call me?

[sex_pistol]

You fuckin' heard me, or are you deaf?

[First a mute one and now a deaf kid. Awesome.]

I'll repeat it then, you little shit.

I had to

[ready2go]

dscjdsnfvkjn thank you

[sex_pistol]

'You tried'? The fuck?

Where is the 'You're awesome' sticker?

[ready2go]

You don't deserve one.

[sex_pistol]

Bitch, I deserve all the fuckin' stickers.