I need sleep

[sex_pistol]

The fuck kind of fucked up story is this? Do you see this body? This smoking hot body? Yeah, it did not give birth to some mute angel or some boy-girl soccer player.

No. Fuck you. In the immortal words of Samuel L. Jackson; go the fuck to sleep.

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[heavenstime]

[ Lady you have a dirty mouth. ]

...That sounds. [ uh. ] Interesting.

[sex_pistol]

[Oh. It's on of the children in questions.]

I want a paternity test.

[heavenstime]

[ Wait a second-- ]

A what?

[sex_pistol]

For fuck sakes-

I ain't your mom, kid. And I'm gonna prove it.

[heavenstime]

I-

Uh... okay?

[ Go ahead. paternity test away. ]

Shouldn't you, well uh, know anyway?

[sex_pistol]

Fuck, I don't know. You think I keep track of the men I sleep with?

[That's a long list.]

[heavenstime]

[ ... ]

Would you be offended if I said yes?

[sex_pistol]

Offended? The fuck?

[Shame? What is that?]

It's calling variety, duh.

[heavenstime]

Fair enough, I guess.

[ ... ]

So, [ uh ] mom, that means you have no idea who my dad is?

[sex_pistol]

Okay, rule number one: don't ever fucking call me that again.

And no, I thought we went over this.

[heavenstime]

Call you what, mom?

I don't know what else to call you, and it's technically correct.

[sex_pistol]

My name is Panty, you little shit.

You are doing this on purpose aren't you?

[heavenstime]

...Panty. Okay.

I like mom better.

[ La la la HE CAN't HEAR YOU. ]

[sex_pistol]

Fucking little fucker-!

I'll fucking kill you!

[heavenstime]

[ woah okay she has a temper, go it. ]

You're setting a really bad example for me right now-- [ isn't he supposed to be young and impressionable? ]

[sex_pistol]

Do you think I fucking care?

Hint: The answer is no.

[heavenstime]

Alright, then Panty. [ It's clear that the word "Panty" is not the one he meant. ]

I suppose you won't mind if I stuck around a little more then because I'm curious to know what half of my genes are like.

[sex_pistol]

Half your genes are awesome, all you need to know.

[heavenstime]

All my genes are awesome, thank you very much.

[ Hmph ]

I just want to get to know you a little. [ becase. Y'know. Parents and all dat. ]

[sex_pistol]

[Siiigh.]

Alright, what do you wanna know?

[freelance_lonestar]

[Troll mode activate!]

I don't see any smoking hot body.

[heavenstime]

[ Okay good! Don't make that face. ]

What's your job? Where do you live? How old are you?

[culver]

[w h a t]

[sex_pistol]

I'm an all around badass triple threat to the max! That means I am an actress, singer and a class A superhero.

I live in Daten City where all my beautiful fans worship the ground I walk on, and you don't ask a lady her age.

[sex_pistol]

Fuck you. Bet you can't see Shit.