tentative voicetest.

[spiderbitch]

Mun, huh? Sounds like the perfect title for a weak-willed loser like you! I mean, just how long did it t8ke you to acknowledge that I was up here in your thinkpan? Don't think that I didn't see Pupa sniveling on his own journal 8efore you even thought of me!

8ut now that I'm finally out I guess that we can let that go. Let's t8ke stock of the current situ8ion instead. Let's see...wo88ly canon point that you haven't reviewed in perigees? Check. Total lack of direction as to what you're going to do with me? Check. Feelings of intimid8ion keeping you from tagging around? Check. Way too few icons of me? Check, check, check, check, check!

Hey, you made your first group of eights with me. Isn't that greeeeeeeeat?

That was a joke, mun. I'll 8e honest with you, this 8n't gonna work out if you don't start picking up the slack! I only deal with the 8est, and you're way 8elow my usual standards. So get a move on! I 8n't gonna wait forever.

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[spiderbitch]

It's sweet of you to worry a8out my mun, Eridum8, 8ut I can assure you there's no pro8lem! She's already totally devoid of intelligence, which means I don't even have to work to get her to do what I want.
I've pretty much got the run of the place now.

[caligulas_aquarium]

bullshit
youre just bein your usual delusional self
you alwways think you havve some kinda upper hand in these situations wwhen really youre just tryin a call some kinda bluff
you cant pull the fuckin metaphorical hood ovver my eyes serket i knoww howw you are

[spiderbitch]

Whoops, I guess you caught me! I'm actually just lying to try and cover up the fact that I can't 8ully a spineless little alien into su8mission.
Nothing can escape your keen eyes. I 8et you can even prove it, right?

[caligulas_aquarium]

a course i can
but i dont havve to
clearly youre still the most predictable troll out there
an since that hasnt changed its pretty fuckin easy to tell wwhen youre talkin outta your wwaste chute

[spiderbitch]

Psssssssst, Eridum8. We're still talking a8out me, remem8er?
Stop making the conver8ion a8out yourself, no8ody cares.

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh ha ha vvrisk real funny
you can try an put this off as much as you wwant but you an i both knoww im right
if youre in denial thats your fuckin problem not mine
an quite frankly its the most pathetic thing ivve evver seen you do
an thats sayin a lot considerin this is you wwere talkin about

[spiderbitch]

It's good to know that you're delusional as ever! I was worried that 8eing all alone in an interdimensional rift would have changed you for the 8etter.
Whew, what a load off my mind that is.
May8e next time you can do a 8etter jo8, though. This is pretty pathetic even for you!
I'd give it a one out of eight. May8e.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat the fuck you are literally repeatin wwhat ivve been sayin about you right back at me
wwhats wwrong vvrisk did you finally run out a steam
no neww material
shame
for a second there i thought you still had some kinda edge
turns out youre just old newws same as alwways

[spiderbitch]

Or may8be, just maaaaaaaay8e, you're not worth the effort to think up anything new.
I've got 8etter uses for the eight seconds it would take me to find more ways to make you so8 into that dum8 scarf of yours.