quietly considering asgardeventide

[hypnotist]

Chosen by the gods. I like the sound of that.

—Oh, but I think they should have done their homework a bit better, don't you?

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[fantasizes]

Oh, but isn't it that humans are generally lazy when it comes to homework...?

[hypnotist]

I wasn't speaking about the humans.

[fantasizes]

Now, now. Isn't it that there's a human behind the god in the show?

[hypnotist]

Gods. Do listen.

MY TYPOS MAKE ME STUPID LMAO

[fantasizes]

[ does a bluh bluh w/ handwave. ]

Are you going to make gods bleed, then? Because that would be a story to tell.

[unionjackass]

Oh, certainly; their teachers ought to give them a good chastising for neglecting their assignments.

[hypnotist]

And a rap on the knuckles with a ruler? Or is that a bit old-fashioned now?

[unionjackass]

Shouldn't spare the rod if they're troubling themselves with a mass kidnapping. You'd think with that much power they'd solve everything and be done with it.

[hypnotist]

Perhaps that's a little too much effort for them.

[fezzes]

Shame I can't follow. I'm already there, sort of; different me, being dashing as always! Gods though, Norse gods bringing color back to their... thing. Their city. Capital.

In my opinion I'm much more suited to that sort of thing! Spreading color and fun. Not you, with your... sleek black exterior and how bored you always are if somebody's not suffering because of some circuitous plot.

[hypnotist]

Oh, Doctor. Doctor. Spreading fun is very much my sort of thing.

[wealldosillythings]

[Molly may just be staring at you for a while, Master. Your subtle villainy is apparently a beacon to her; you remind her of someone...]

[hypnotist]

I know, I know, I just have one of those faces.

[wealldosillythings]

Um....yeah. S-Something like that. Sorry about that...

[hypnotist]

No need to apologise! So, tell me: were you one of the chosen few?

[wealldosillythings]

Er, no? Nobody really chooses for me for anything, heh... I mean, unless somebody's dead, of course.

[hypnotist]

With a face like yours, I'd say you'd be more suited to being with the living.

[wealldosillythings]

[Is that a compliment?] ...Thank you? I think.

Funny, most people say the opposite.

[somegomad]

Better for you that they haven't, isn't it?

[Hello, older self under a different name. Remember being this little?]

[hypnotist]

In a manner of speaking.

[ oh. hello, younger self. ]

[somegomad]

They're all too gullible anyway.

Planning anything yet?

god, i'm so sorry, i'm super rusty with his voice 8(

[hypnotist]

It all has a rather quaint air of familiarity.

—Three guesses.

I think you're doing good! ...and I could always throw a Lucy at you if this is too awkward.

[somegomad]

Not necessary. [After all, when aren't y- .. we.]

I wonder what kind of service patron deities expect.

LMAO no it's fine! i'm just. RUSTY. (and i feel like i should make an rtd joke about that.)

[hypnotist]

I thought as much.

Attention, worship, and gruesome acts in their name if history is any precedent, and— well. I hardly need to pass comment on that, do I?

XD (...maybe.)

[somegomad]

[He rolls his eyes.]

The same as always and everywhere. Doesn't that make it too easy?

[hypnotist]

[ sharp glance. ]

The fun can be found elsewhere.

[somegomad]

[ A smirk, mostly tame. ]

You'd know where.

[timesnewroman]

They probably make mistakes too. [Actually, he's talking about himself. He just. really misses his wife.]

[hypnotist]

Oh, I'm sure there's a reason for everything.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Looks like fun. Hopefully you'll get to sacrifice people.