voicetesting

[ex_elucidation693]

You hardly have a handle on this language yet you wish to attempt me.

Somehow I don't think this is anywhere within the range of an intelligent decision.

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[brb_blogging]

[Scrambling to get back up to his feet, covered in slime and trying his best to keep himself from punching Sherlock right in the face.]

For your sake, I am going to pretend you didn't say that. [Don't you dare tempt him, Sherlock Holmes. Don't do it.]

[ex_elucidation693]

You could have just put them back.

[Were you expecting him to be nice? You touched his things. You know how well these things work out for you in 221B.]

[brb_blogging]

[Do not throw a kidney at him, Watson, do not do it.]

Yes, well, now they're all over everywhere.

[ex_elucidation693]

I'm not cleaning it up.

[Pause.]

It's of no use to me on the floor, you see.

[brb_blogging]

Of course you won't. [Of course not. That was okay. John didn't say one damn word. Time to find a bloody mop. And disinfectant.]

[ex_elucidation693]

[Is Watson giving the sad vibes? ...D: ]

You're angry.

[brb_blogging]

Caught that, did you? Bravo. [But now he knows he's losing his temper.]

[ex_elucidation693]

Your breathing pattern's become erratic and there's visible tension along the line of your shoulders, did...

I've made you angry, haven't I.

[brb_blogging]

[He doesn't speak for a moment, trying to grab the sodding kidneys with a paper towel. He's trying to calm himself down, in reality, because as much of a right royal pain Sherlock can be... he's very naive, somehow.]

Yes.

[ex_elucidation693]

[He thinks he understands; he does. He just can't sympathize at all.]

...You can have the top shelf of fridge.

Top shelf only.

[He's not saying sorry but he can compromise here.]

[brb_blogging]

[That surprises him, and strangely, makes him feel even worse than before.]

...Fine. Deal. [John isn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth. But now he's standing there awkwardly with someone's kidneys in his hands, wondering if he should apologize or be done with it all or. Well. What he should do.]

[ex_elucidation693]

[Life with Sherlock: making you feel bad for being a decent human being.

He does stare at John like he ought to get a move on, but is trying to be somewhat polite about it now. Somewhat.]

It's always a good idea to incinerate long-dead body parts, in lieu of a compost heap.