voicetesting

[ex_elucidation693]

You hardly have a handle on this language yet you wish to attempt me.

Somehow I don't think this is anywhere within the range of an intelligent decision.

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[brb_blogging]

It might give you something to do. Just a thought.

[ex_elucidation693]

Yes, something to do for about seventeen minutes with the number of seconds varying depending on the activity, John, I am just thrilled.

[wealldosillythings]

I-I would think it's sort of flattering...

[theinfamous1412]

They tend to do that.

[brb_blogging]

You might be surprised for once. No, of course not--look who I'm talking to.

Have you. Erm. Have you been putting things in the fridge again?

[ascandal]

A bit ambitious, isn't it? Taunting your player?

[trustissue]

Ah, what language does she - or he - have a handle on, then?

[ex_elucidation693]

John, I'm offended. It's a storage device, of course I'm putting things in it. What else is it for if not putting a variety of perishable material in it?

[ex_elucidation693]

Flattering would be admitting my genius and leaving me well alone, not this puerile attempt at imitation that has the finesse of circus animal, Molly, consider it on the same level as painting a Klimt by the numbers using a set of crayons — it's not "flattering" at all.

[ex_elucidation693]

And, of course, you would know. Did I seem to asking for company?

[ex_elucidation693]

It's interesting that you would be asking me out of all about ambition.

[ex_elucidation693]

None. Or maybe she understands the language of kittens, John, I couldn't give less of a care for so long as she leaves me well alone.

[ascandal]

I suppose that was unnecessary of me, yes.

[ex_elucidation693]

Not to mention wasteful. You could do to stop texting, considering the circumstances you're in.

[trustissue]

Right.

Does she have plans for you?

[ascandal]

Old habits die hard. But, if you insist.

How kind of your player, though. Bringing you back from the... dead.

[Little smile and meaningful look are go.]

[ex_elucidation693]

Use your higher mental faculties and think, Irene Adler. I wouldn't put it past you to have had access to the media coverage, I'm sure you could pick out a thing or two from the press.

[ex_elucidation693]

Encouraging her is the last thing on my mind, why would I bother with what's on hers?

Come on, John. Thinking isn't too hard.

[trustissue]

Figured you'd want to know what she's thinking, since she's, well, controlling you. Sort of. That didn't sound right.

[ascandal]

Well. I thought you knew me a little better than that, Sherlock Holmes. You're only as deceased as I am. You think I haven't been following your story? How could I not; it's been so terribly thrilling.

[ex_elucidation693]

She's not controlling me. Why would assume she's controlling me? Do I look under the influence, here, are my eyes pale and bloodshot? Am I stuttering or slack-jawed? Do I exhibit signs being mentally incapacitated?

I am currently being forced to endure the company of a detestable human being, not invalided, do pay attention.

i mislabeled this icon gd it

[ex_elucidation693]

Which brings me to wonder on the "why" - why are asking questions you know the answer to? Are you being facetious now?

I would think that would be beneath you.

[trustissue]

In a bad mood, aren't we.

[ex_elucidation693]

I can smell nicotine.

IT'S COOL WE ALL THOUGHT HE WAS MORIARTY AT FIRST haha

[ascandal]

My, my. You're being awfully touchy today.