voicetesting

[ex_elucidation693]

You hardly have a handle on this language yet you wish to attempt me.

Somehow I don't think this is anywhere within the range of an intelligent decision.

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[ex_elucidation693]

Elaborate, John. Accusations without properly documented evidence hardly stands up to court.

[hisdearblogger]

When we are in court, I will make sure to have them.

[ex_elucidation693]

Regardless - casting aspersions on my person constitutes as libel and defamation of character, I'm within my rights to ask for legitimate documentation.

Get chatty, John.

[Can you tell he's amused, here.]

[hisdearblogger]

[ Flatly: ]

Not before you explain to me how firing holes into a wall because you are bored is an "intelligent decision".

[ex_elucidation693]

Viable entertainment within a contained space that doesn't directly harm any outside individual beyond the loud noise.

I do know how to use a gun, John.

[hisdearblogger]

... that does not even explain how that was an intelligent decision.

[ex_elucidation693]

And what would you have me do, knit?

[hisdearblogger]

[ Now that's an interesting mental image... ]

... would you even know how to?

[ex_elucidation693]

Of course I know the mechanics of knitting. Why would I knit and advance the possible onset of rheumatism?

[hisdearblogger]

Because there isn't much sense in increasing the rent by damaging property that isn't even ours!

[ex_elucidation693]

Mrs. Hudson and I have an arrangement.

[y u no make sense like a normal person, John]

[hisdearblogger]

[ Like you are anywhere near "normal", Sherlock. :| ]

... I don't think that's true.