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new muse!
Do not sweat it, mun. It is not t)(at big of a deal to pick up muses. I t)(ink considering )(ow fun I can be, I t)(ink I am a P----ERF-ECT c)(oice!
A few memes )(ere and t)(ere won't do any )(arm, so LIV---E a little! 38D
You never know, it mig)(t be reely benefis)(ul and end up wit)( t)(rowing me in a GAM---E!

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WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND FINDS OVER-BEARING POTENTIAL QUEENS FUN OTHER THAN HUMANS WHO DON'T HAVE A RIGHT MIND IN THE FIRST PLACE.
JUST BE SURE TO AVOID ANY MEMES RELATED WITH GETTING YOUR STUPID ASS KILLED.
AGAIN.
PRETTY SURE NO ONE WANTS TO GO THROUGH THAT DRAMATIC MOMENT AGAIN.
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Be careful, your jealousy of AW-ESOM-E future leaders is s)(owing! 38)
In fact, I t)(ink you may just be worried about me getting )(urt again, be it my mun or ..... ot)(er means!
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SURE, YEAH, IF YOU WERE JUST FEFERI PEIXES THEN MAYBE YOU'D BE LESS UNBEARABLE.
BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID TITLE ATTACHED TO YOUR NAME EVEN IF EVERYONE KNOWS IT ISN'T HAPPENING.
[ Pause. ]
UH HUH. IF THERE'S ANYONE WHO'S GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS FOR BEING TOO ACCEPTING OF MORONIC IDIOTS, IT'S ME.
I CAN'T BEAT ON A DEAD BODY.
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S)(oos)(, you! Stop carping on about it, I'm )(ere and t)(ings are ok.
Glub glub glub glub!
See, I'm -EV-EN glubbing!
Relax, muns seem a bit interesting, actually, so w)(y not play along to )(ave some finny fun?
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OF FUCKING COURSE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM, YOU MOTHERGLUBBING RETARD.
IF FOR SOME REASON YOU THINK THIS IS ME TRYING TO COME OFF AS HAPPY OR GRATEFUL OF YOUR RETURN, LET ME CORRECT YOU RIGHT NOW.
I AM NOT HAPPY.
OKAY?
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)(mmmmmm?
I don't sea w)(at else you cod possibly be but )(appy! 38/
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IT'S PRETTY HARD TO DEAL WITH OPTIMISM IN SUCH A BLINDING AMOUNT.
IT'S DAMN WELL DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH A QUEEN.
PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER AND YOU HAVE MY IMPRESSIONS OF YOU.
ENJOY, FUCKER.
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Ok, t)(at pun was bad... But anyway.
I'm just your frond! 38D
Glub! I am enjoying quite a lot, actually.
)(e)(e, it's nice catc)(ing up wit)( you even if you're as grumpy as a pufferfis)(.
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THERE'S A POSSIBILITY YOU'LL BECOME A CUNTBAG EMPRESS DESTINED TO RULE OVER ALL THAT ARE LESSER THAN YOU.
LET'S JUST PRETEND THAT I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU. BETTER YET THAT I VIEW YOU AS A FRIEND.
IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION WHERE IT'S HIGHLY UNLIKELY THAT IT'LL HAPPEN, I'LL SAY THAT IT'S COOL BEANS THAT YOU'RE ALIVE.
UGH. HYPOTHETICAL OR NOT, THIS IS STUPID.
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You're lucky my mun is )(ooking me away from pinc)(ing your c)(eeks.
It's ok, I'm )(ypot)(etically FLATT-ER-ED!
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except youvve got to be picky about wwhere youre gonna go
there are plenty of bullshit games that wwouldnt deservve you
just sayin
you can join a game or wwhatevver but i wwouldnt reccomend most a them
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But, it )(as not)(ing to do wit)( t)(em being deserving of me... 38/
I'm eyeing a few but I'm still uns)(ore.
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wwhats there to be unsure about
not like i wwaited evven a little before showwin up wwhere i did
course that wwas wwith the explicit promise you wwere gonna be around and noww youre not
wwhich is
bearable
i mean im not a fuckin grub i can handle my goddamn self just fine
its you wwho shouldnt be on your owwn thats all
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Wait a second! Don't try and act mac)(o toug)( guy. Last time you did t)(at... you know w)(at )(APP--EN--ED!
Are you suggesting somet)(ing? Glub it out!
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yeah i remember wwhat fuckin happened i wwas THERE wwasnt i
shit fef
im just tellin you to be careful
that a fuckin crime noww or somethin
wwhy do you havve to read so much shit into it
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[ God, she was so stressed already! Silly former-moirail, maybe she shouldn't have responded to him.... She thought she was handling this well, but when he said SHE was reading into shit? Oh, that ruffled her gills! ]
O)( no you don't! Don't you fucking dare! GLUB GLUB! 38O
You don't give to tell me w)(at I am reeding too muc)( into!
Gog forbid I try and be a little civil after you KILL-ED me. Or did you want to forget t)(at like a sunken treasure?
Maybe if you would be upfront instead of wading around t)(e subject, you wouldn't be in )(ot water all t)(e time.
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wwhat you mean vvris
wwait
shit fef
hold on
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you think i could evver forget wwhat i did to you
yeah i get it
it looks fishy wwhen im the one you havve to thank for bein dead and all
but i wwasnt bein unupfront about shit at all okay
i just wwanna make sure youre fuckin safe all right
evven if its not wwith me
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Ug)(, I am c)(anneling Karkat now. T)(is is w)(at optimism gets me. I t)(oug)(t maybe you could )(ave controlled your aggressions but it seems you can't.
I want to move on. I want to be free of guilt of failing you as a moirail. I want to be free of making you feel guilty. I don't want you to view me as someone you serve and protect. I'm a friend, damn it!
You seem to know about games and seem to be in one. Maybe I wanted you to talk about yours more, so it would be a fres)( water start. I don't min-now!
Maybe I just want a re-do. 38/
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its not your fault
wwhat i did
wwe wwere on that rock and all the highbloods- me vvris and gam wwe all wwent shithivve nuts at the same time right
you wwere the glubbin exception but wwhen are you not
it wwasnt cause a you
not evven cause a sol no matter wwhat ovverinflated sense a selfwworth hes got from sharing a feelins jam wwith you or wwhatevver
it wwas just
a reely bad situation
you didnt fail anybody
and lookin back on it wwhat wwith bein dead in the wwater long as wwevve been
i shouldnt havve put you in that situation anywway probably so
look theres no redo because its not like wwe can just pick up and go back to howw wwe wwere as grubs
you came at me wwith a fistfull a trident and i murdered the shit outta you
wwe are gonna remember that forevver wwhether wwe wwanna or not
but wwe can just
i dunno
wwork it out somehoww as wwe go
if you wwant
and yeah im in a game wwhat do you wwanna knoww
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Look... can we just not-not forget it, but move on?
I can't forgive you for w)(at you did to me, Sollux, and even Kanaya, but t)(is place is different.
W)(en I was little, I would )(ear w)(ispers about t)(e sea. I remember stories about )(ow toxic t)(e ocean once was and )(ardly any sea dweller could exist in it )(appily. But, over time, t)(e waves )(ealed and arose a new breed. Sea dwellers survived and became stronger.
We can )(eal too, if only we take responsibility.
I may not be empress ever in my life, but I will )(old t)(at responsibility seriously.
I only asked you about t)(e game because you seemed odd about it yet eeriely koi.
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i wwasnt being koi or copy or anythin like that
i just didnt wwant you to think i couldnt get on someplace wwithout you
i mean i fucking can im doin just fine
but im just sayin if youre gonna go somewwhere it shouldnt be alone
like if i wwas there
for example
maybe that wwould be better
not for servvin you i knoww you said you dont wwant that
just for i dont fuckin knoww
being there
this sounds stupid nevvermind
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I'm s)(ore you are doing just fin, I never questioned t)(at -----EV---ER!
Oops, I reely launc)(ed that one, didn't I?
O)( will you stop clamming up? It is not stupid. You need to get over your insecurities because you will drown at t)(is rate!
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ivve nevver been more secure about shit in my life
wwouldnt hurt to havve you around at least
balance out the ratio some